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JUST IN: Chargers vs Dolphins Week 16 matchup has been flexed to the treadmill monitors at Planet Fitness due to severe lack of interest.
JUST IN: Eagles vs Commanders Week 8 matchup has reportedly been flexed from Sunday night to Wednesday at 3:25AM on Nickelodeon Sports.
Patriots placing WR A.J. Brown on injured reserve (rediscovering how to catch the football), will be out for another 4 weeks. (via @RapSheek)
Cam Skattebo speaks on J.J. McCarthy's performance with the Giants:
"I'm happy Dart is back, he was looking good out there during the last quarter.“
REPORT: Cowboys WRs Ceedee Lamb and George Pickens have requested a trade following their loss to the Packers.
THIS IS CRAZY 🤯
J.J. McCarthy has the same number of games with 225+ passing yards as Bo Nix.
McCarthy has played just 11 minutes, while Nix has played 6 full games.






















