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Kiambu, Kenya
Joined April 2017
Kylian Mbappé receives the Golden Boot for the 25/26 #UCL season 🏆💥
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Chelsea become the 1st team in Premier League history to score in the 1st 5 minutes of each of their 1st 3 games 🤯💨 ⏱️ 1' João Pedro vs. Fulham ⏱️ 4' Roméo Lavia vs. Brighton ⏱️ 2' Morgan Rogers vs. Arsenal
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Enzo Fernández's boots are personalised with a gentle reminder 👀🏆
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When your scouting department actually knows what they’re doing:
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Another one added to the list ✅
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Erling Haaland with the intimidating staredown after getting his jersey tugged on this goal.
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Erling Haaland wasn't fazed at all! 💪
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Erling Haaland has only failed to score against ONE club he has faced in the Premier League
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Elliot Anderson is the first midfielder to attempt 150+ passes in a Premier League game while keeping a pass accuracy of 92% or higher, since Rodri vs. Sheffield United in December 2023. ◉ 155 passes attempted ◉ 143 passes completed ◉ 92.3% pass accuracy No Man City player had more touches (176), made more final third entries (21),won more fouls (3) or made more interceptions (2) than the midfielder vs. Coventry. 👏
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Here is the video everyone is looking for.. NTV you will not see Jerusalem
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Lang’ata rd. I guess they are going to prepare for Mashujaa day celebrations🤔
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This is Kenya’s Khaligraph Jones who was also on the cypher but Sarknation wants us to believe that Sarkodie was the best. Bruh I don’t know how to lie
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HERE WE GO 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪
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Mama I made it! I occupied Parliament Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations? But tell daddy I’m sorry I won’t come home tonight Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No! Not because I’m among the injured. No! Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us. That would have been better I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to Otherwise no one could have. I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm, Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea, Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba, Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani, Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya, Or Parliament of Owls They can’t be blamed. I did it for Our country. They hailed us for being fearless Mama! They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented. Did you watch the news? All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black, chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs. They call us GenZ Mama. Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC. Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama, I meant MPs. Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo? Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’? That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’? Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol? Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’? Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi? Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers? I told you it will be Big Mama! We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me We said we were peaceful They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama. Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth? Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death? That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death! We approached the parliament as promised. We eventually occupied Parliament Mama Albeit briefly. The wall gave in and we entered. I’m sorry I did not taste the rice As some did Mama All I tasted was the bullets Mama They sprayed me with bullets Mama, That’s why i won’t come home. My battle is over Mama But not the revolutionary war.
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Ruto declines to sign Finance Bill, sends it back to Parliament the-star.co.ke/news/2024-06-… via @thestarkenya
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Kenyans invade Senate chambers inside Parliament Buildings.
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Happening in Parliament Occupied strongly
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Protesters break into Parliament with some making their way to the cafeteria
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Protestors are now inside the National Assembly. This is unprecedented
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