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Former Mass Effect SF&F writer. Most recently at Quintessence Games. Distractible bother, random jokester, compensates for morbid streak. Some political posts.

Joined March 2013
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My vampire-rights novel #CivilBlood is now available in ebook and paperback (search for it with my name for better results). My WordPress site, christopherhepler.com , has links to it, as well as my blog, bits about #MassEffect, #Shadowrun, and free #L5R scenarios. Dig in!
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A quick and easy explainer for the $5000 bribe
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Indie Author Collective is having a Stuff Your #Kindle event TODAY through July 11! Everything sci-fi or dystopian is 99 cents or free, including my own novel, “Civil Blood!” Check it out and download a pile of good #indie reads! indieauthorcollective.com/li…
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Oh, and as always, if you have an e-reader that isn't Amazon, we officially support the Bezos Does Not Need My Money Even If the Book is Free demographic as well. Universal book link ( #Kindle, #Nook, #Smashwords, #Kobo, etc.) is here: books2read.com/u/bxVP7P?fbc...
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If your 4th includes cold drinks, barbecue AND reading on a Kindle, urbanfantasyaddict.com has a Stuff Your Kindle event! 100+ UF novels, FREE, today only! My vampire-rights novel “Civil Blood” is among them for, let’s say, fans of red-blooded Americans? amazon.com/dp/0999613316?lv=…
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It's a 2-day Stuff Your Kindle with Indie Author Hive's June Buzzfest! All free-or-99 cent e-books. The link takes you to the main page: the Buzzfest is in a link up top with a drop-down by genre. Mine's under "fantasy." Get your next e-read on the cheap! theindieauthorhive.com/?fbcl…
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Daily reminder that there’s free e-books to be had. It’s Stuff Your #Kindle Week! In the comments is a link to non-Amazon e-readers for good measure. #SYKD #UrbanFantasy #Vampires
Indie Author Hive’s Stuff Your Kindle event is live until May 18! Everything’s 99 cents or free including my novel Civil Blood (under Fantasy) Navigate to the drop-down menu at the top of the page and pick up your next reads! theindieauthorhive.com/
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Indie Author Hive’s Stuff Your Kindle event is live until May 18! Everything’s 99 cents or free including my novel Civil Blood (under Fantasy) Navigate to the drop-down menu at the top of the page and pick up your next reads! theindieauthorhive.com/
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And if you don’t like the ‘Zon and have another kind of e-reader, it’s also free on #Kobo, #Smashwords, #Nook, #Apple Books, and more! Check out the universal book link! books2read.com/u/mZP7ER
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#ShamelessSelfPromoSaturday is special today! Over 100 urban fantasy authors are giving away UF novels for FREE at urbanfantasyaddict.com. It’s just for TODAY, Jan 10th! Stock up on your next (and next and next) ebook read! Oh, and mine’s in there, under “Civil Blood.”
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Need an antidote to holiday cheer? Ten tales of noir heroes drive “High Class Muscle,” including my close-up of street justice and psychosis in the cyberpunk story “This Thing of Darkness.” Check out Raconteur Press! #noir #cyberpunk #kindle #paperback amzn.to/494HAYw
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It's December 8th and #Smashwords' holiday sale is on! If you eschew Amazon, now's a good time to curl up with my Big Thick Urban Fantasy/Legal Thriller Novel for just $1.49! Just FYI, this one ain't paranormal romance. It's all slaying, no laying! smashwords.com/books/view/17…
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The situation is actually far worse than you are reporting here. Firstly, we have found NO Arctic permafrost older than about 800,000 years old. Before that, it appears that there was no "permanent" permafrost. Which means that the Earth didn't get COLD enough for permanent permafrost to form until the CO2 level dropped below, 360ppmCO2 or +2°C over our 1850 baseline. Since then, about 750,000 years of organic matter has accumulated in the Arctic permafrost. As you mention this is estimated to hold 1,600Gts of carbon rich organic material. For comparison we put out about 42Gts CO2 emissions in 2023 and 2024. 85% of Alaska is permafrost, 65% of Russia is permafrost, 50% of Canada is permafrost, overall 24% of the land area in the NH is permafrost. It holds an estimated 1/2 of all the organic carbon stored in the Earth's soil. In 2020 the Arctic Institute warned that a 3 degree Celsius increase in global temperatures could melt 30 to 85 percent of the top permafrost layers that exist across the Arctic region. The Arctic has ALREADY WARMED +4°C on AVERAGE. Parts of it in Siberia have warmed +8°C. The Arctic has warmed nearly four times faster than the globe since 1979 nature.com/articles/s43247-0… Communications Earth & Environment volume 3, Article number: 168 (Aug 2022) Our mainstream climate models reflect how badly we misunderstood the role of permafrost in our ICEHOUSE climate state. 1st - we underestimated by 100% how much organic matter there was in the permafrost. It wasn't until 2008 that an "on the ground" survey was done to actually measure the amount of material in the permafrost. It DOUBLED the estimate Climate Science had been using. 2nd - in order to keep the models working the response to this new information was to say (without evidence) that ALMOST ALL of this material would stay "locked up" in the permafrost and would be released SLOWLY in small increments. This ASSUMPTION is also proving to be WRONG. sciencealert.com/study-revea… Iron mineral dissolution releases iron and associated organic carbon during permafrost thaw Nature Communications volume 11, Article number: 6329 (2020) nature.com/articles/s41467-0… There may be greater CO2 emissions associated with thawing Arctic permafrost than ever imagined. An international team of researchers, including one from the University of Copenhagen, has discovered that soil bacteria release CO2 previously thought to be trapped by iron. The finding presents a large new carbon footprint that is unaccounted for in current climate models. Iron doesn't bind organic carbon after all. It was believed that the mineral iron would bind carbon even as permafrost thawed. The new field study demonstrates that bacteria incapacitate iron's carbon trapping ability, resulting in the release of vast amounts of CO2. This is an entirely new discovery. 3rd - we also ASSUMED that melted permafrost would be "wet and swampy". It turns out that due to Arctic Amplification the High Arctic is prone now to HEATWAVES that DRY OUT the permafrost so that it can BURN. This burning of what is essentially "peat" releases HUGE amounts of sequestered CO2 "all at once" instead of in a "slow trickle". As the Arctic RAPIDLY heats up, first the Boreal Forests are going to COMPLETELY burn away, releasing enough CO2 to rapidly raise the CO2 level by +100ppm-+150ppm. This will happen over the next 20 to 30 years at most. While this is happening, the permafrost will be drying and burning or wet and rotting. Releasing MASSIVE quantities of both CO2 and CH4. Complete loss of the permafrost could add ANOTHER +280pp-+350ppm to the CO2 level. Worst case scenario is all of this happening by 2100. CO2 levels could climb by as much as +380ppm-+500ppm. Putting us in the 800ppm to 1000ppm range BY 2100. The permafrost was the CARBON BOMB that we just set off. The rest of this century will be finding out just how BADLY we FUCKED UP. Via Sarah Connor collapse2050.substack.com/p/…
‚Our findings provide direct evidence that warming to Tortonian-like temperatures would leave most of the Northern Hemisphere permafrost-free. This may release up to ~ 130 petagrams of carbon(143300470420,172 tonnes) enhancing further warming.‘ Short we are beyond and triggered endless warming we just have to wait, because like in Austria - political Class and Editors prefer to talk about about growth and power of their ego. nature.com/articles/s41467-0… A speleothem (/ˈspiːliəθɛm/; from Ancient Greek σπήλαιον (spḗlaion) 'cave' and θέμα(théma) 'deposit') is a geological formationmade by mineral deposits that accumulate over time in natural caves.[1] Speleothems most commonly form in calcareous caves due to carbonate dissolution reactions. They can take a variety of forms, depending on their depositional history and environment. Their chemical composition, gradual growth….
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In a break from my usual doom, here's a #charity #anthology with the theme of hope, in which the proceeds go to a family that was in a car wreck. I donated my comedy story "The 10:40 Appointment at the NYC Department of Superhero Registration." #hopecore amazon.com/gp/product/B0FNS1…
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The President of the United States sat in the Oval Office and said "a lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator" and that is not even a top story.
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Guess what's not all over the news anymore? Trump worked it 24/7 for 1 month to get it off the news.
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“We won’t give you public housing or medical care or even a living wage while we need you, but as soon as we don’t need you, we’ll give you everything!”
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Where are all the “small government” Republicans who railed against this type of authoritarianism? Where are they all now? They've either bent the knee or too scared to speak out against any of this.
Trump: “I have the right to do anything I want to do. I’m the president of the United States. If I think our country is in danger, and it is in danger in these cities, I can do it.”
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No, it won't. Our planet was *literally more habitable* after a giant asteroid struck it 66 million years ago than Mars is today. The top of Mount Everest in the middle of winter is more hospitable to life than Mars is on its nicest days. This is just stupidity:
One day, SpaceX will have a headquarters on Mars.
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Top: Total Solar Irradiance, Monthly average, January 1940 - December 2024 Bottom: Monthly global surface temperature anomaly, January 1940 - December 2024 It's not the sun.
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