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I am a Stand-Up Comic from Northern VA. I want to be famous not for the money but for the selfish pleasure that I'm the reason someone is having a better day.

Virginia Beach
Joined February 2011
Photo by Paul Simpson (@ThePaulSimpson)
MON-Pinboy's VB 9PM TUES-Bucketheads CH 7PM WED-BluFrog CH 7PM THURS-Cinema Cafe Greenbrier CH 9PM FRI-Sneeky Pete's VB 9PM
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Thursday July 13th Cozzys Comedy Club in Newport News @9pm Friday July 14th Sneeky Pete's in Virginia Beach @9pm
Blufrog Bargrill tonight!
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Looks like a Sneeky Petes comedy night. 9pm... they have beer
Comedy at the Cafe, Cinema Cafe Greenbrier Mall tonight at 9pm show start. Tomorrow night Sneeky Petes off Princess Anne at 9pm!
Heading to Cozzy's Comedy Club for the return to the mic set! Wish me luck or come laugh at me renew my comedy vowes.
Sharing the funny one meme at a time from some random dude screaming "I SWEAR I MADE THE RANDY SAVAGE MEME" fb.me/8bI7RDziK
Anyone wanna go on a trip with me? You pick the spot and we will go
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I'm pretty sure if I was Tom from MySpace I'd blame my claim to fame plummet on online degrees. #yearonefbjoke... fb.me/1kMOzl2KE
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I vote Facebook for President
Grinding this notebook, workshop to follow, then start getting ready for the shows. Glad yall stuck by me for so... fb.me/5YM0aDxiu
So many page likes coming through I guess I will have to get back to makin yall laugh. Well......you asked for it
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Paulmnop on all social sites, jokes coming back Thursday
Going to see my comedic inspiration @TitusNation Sunday at the VB Funnybone. Thanks Josh O'Brien
Selling an Xbox 360, PS3, and a Epiphone Gold Series!!! Inbox me for details or negotiations.
The Owebamas can spend $150 million plus of tax payers money to just vacation and I can't afford cable? #wrongprofession
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So mad it's season finale for surviving jack, best show I've seen in a long time #watchingjack thanks graham for telling me about it
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