“You don't become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. AKA The Geezer’s Paradox”
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Nick in the Evening retweeted
Atheists in California are no spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.
Nick in the Evening retweeted
No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.
Nick in the Evening retweeted
Stop trying to explain that it’s not okay to murder a mom to people who think it’s okay for an orange felon to fuck 13 year-old girls.
It’ll save you some time.
Nick in the Evening retweeted
Two of Diogo Jota’s children - Dinis and Duarte - as well as family members, are mascots ahead of the match between their father’s English clubs ❤️
ALT Photography of two of Diogo Jota’s children - Dinis and Duarte - as well as family members, who are mascots ahead of the match between their father’s English clubs.
Nick in the Evening retweeted
Top 10 women I don’t want to see on my 2026 timeline:
1.Erica Kirk
2.Karoline Leavitt
3.Kristi Noem
4.Pam Bondi
5.Riley Gaines
6.Candace Owens
7.Katie Miller
8.Marjorie Taylor Greene
9.Laura Loomer
10.Bari Weiss
Nick in the Evening retweeted
Wow, these Epstein files are more blacked-out than Pete Hegseth after the Pentagon Christmas party
Nick in the Evening retweeted
It is not about drugs. It's all about oil. Venezuela has 303 billion barrels of oil reserves.
Nick in the Evening retweeted
BREAKING: FIFA could remove Gianni Infantino as FIFA President for Giving Donald Trump a made-up “FIFA Peace Prize” on live TV.
Nick in the Evening retweeted
Can every idiot at a sports game please stop taking balls, hats and sports memorabilia away from children?!
It literally unites the whole country - everyone thinks you’re an asshole.
Nick in the Evening retweeted
Uh oh…. Walter Reed has just installed a bunch of tacky gold leaf in their ICU.
Nick in the Evening retweeted
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Puerto Ricans are rising up — demanding full separation from the United States, declaring they’ve had enough of being treated like a colony.
No Senate seats. No presidential vote.
No real voice. But somehow, they still pay taxes and die in U.S. wars.
After decades of second-class treatment — from botched hurricane relief to economic exploitation — the demand is simple:
Sovereignty. Not symbolism.
You can’t keep flying the flag over an island you refuse to represent.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In the 2024 General Elections, the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico celebrated a status plebiscite. Independence was, in fact, the least voted option (11.8%), followed by Sovereignty in Free Association (29.6%). Statehood was the #1 choice resulting in a landslide of 58.6%.
elecciones2024.ceepur.org/Escrutinio_Gen…
Nick in the Evening retweeted
Don't trust experts
Next time you board a plane, push the pilot aside and fly it yourself
You've done your own research. You've watched Top Gun, right?
