The Purifier

Just landed at Heathrow Airport T3. Went into an M&S and saw three staff working. I said "Hello there!" None of them responded with "General Kenobi!" I have a voice recording and their names. We must confront them every time.

#Eurovision #ESC2025 Norway surmised: Goa'uld system lord lays down a beat while SG-1 break dances in the background.

Those who participate in these riots are no better than the thugs who did the same during the Kristallnacht in 1938 Germany. You don't care about other people, you just want an excuse to attack people who are apparently responsible for all your woes. #Rotherham

Imane Khelif was born a woman, she just has elevated testosterone. She competed in the Tokyo Olympics in 2020 for boxing and was defeated in the quarter finals by Irelands Kellie Harrington 5-0. So throwing out "She's really a man!" makes you all look terribly misinformed.

#Southport I'm amazed at how many people have access to the MI6 database so they can tell us who the foreign intelligence service is or is not watching. I'm further astounded how they can name someone who legally cannot be named because they're a minor. Who is their mole?

#ManchesterAirport Okay, so when a copper next stamps down on the head of Tommy Robinson because he got violent, or some other "patriot" who was exercising his right to resist arrest. Can we expect the same people to come out and praise the police and how they did no wrong?

#NHSPrivatisation If Sajid is saying this to try and distract from Zahawi tax dodging or Sunak not wearing a seatbelt then I have to say... He's done a crap job. It's like trying to distract people from the graffiti on the walls by shitting your pants and announcing it.

Anyone still saying #NeverLabour after the last twelve years of Tory suffering deserves every bit of austerity that this government brings down upon their heads. The problem is that not everyone else in the country is a masochist.

With how the Conservative Party is imploding and with all this talk of a Coup from the #BackBoris mob, I think we should dub this "The July Plot" Although I hope this one actually works. #JohnsonMustGo #JohnsonTheLiar

Every time I see Liz Truss trending it's because she's either done something mind bogglingly stupid or said something equally baffling. I see today is no different.

I saw the #BackBoris trend and thought people were joking. Turns out they aren't. I don't know if they are talking about a different Boris to the current one, but the only thing worth backing him on is early retirement... In a skip with the rest of the trash.

Boris Johnson talking about going to Peppa Pig world in front of business leaders is so baffling and yet so unsurprising at the same time. And I don't know which is more concerning.

Dark Souls isn't meant to have a difficulty option. Did I get my ass kicked by Artorias for three hours straight? Yes. But let me tell you something. When I finally beat him, I felt so damn proud of myself. I'd feel like a fraud if I'd lowered the difficulty just for him.

#ToryCorruption strikes again as Owen Paterson avoids punishment. Just fuck off. I'm too tired to say anything else.

The British talking about #AbolishTheMonarchy The French, Russians and Germans:

You'll notice the people supporting #NoMasksInClass aren't actually the ones that have to go to class.

So no word on Universities then? About what I expected.

Nevada right now:

The only reason to ever buy 'The Scum' is because you can't get actual toilet paper.