Advocate of the High Court of Kenya, sometimes Writer.
Everywhere, but mostly Nairobi
Joined September 2012
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Brenda retweeted
These two niggas are truly their daddy’s sons lmao
T.I.’s son, King Harris tries to convince Domani to go 50/50 on building a house together, but immediately tells him to put the loan entirely in Domani's name 💀🤣😭
"I can put my Pokémon, action figures, Godzilla and all that good stuff right there.
Maybe a gun or two... You got to have a gun compartment."
"When I do things with you, it's a little lopsided... Is it going to be 50-50 or you going to try to 70-40 this shit, I mean
70-30”
"I would want it to be 50-50... We can get the loan through your name though”
"We can get a construction loan and put down 5%... and I'm ready to pay the 2.5 out of the 5%”
"2.5 million?"
"No, no, nigga. Out of 5%, how split 5% in half? 2.50”
Brenda retweeted
I hope they give kids multivitamins there because there is evidently no sunlight they get, seeing the houses are built closer than two cheeks of the same arse.
Brenda retweeted
These are my Lebanese and Korean grandfathers, from opposite sides of the world, holding their grandson. Last week, that grandson made history as the first Asian American and Arab American elected to represent Massachusetts in Congress.
America, the beautiful melting pot. ❤️🇺🇸
Brenda retweeted
Nairobi CBD smells like the dirty kanjo latrine of yesteryears. The Acrid smell of human urine and ammonia is everywhere. A looming public health disaster. Sakaja has to go.
Brenda retweeted
Lmaaaaooo I would say it’s a little bit better now tbh.
2012-2016 was hell all your fav bigwigs would quote our tweets with “wewe ni darkskin huwezi sema anything”
Anyway yea the cycle of colorism won’t end soon.
