Yamcha

Hey does anybody know of a fight I could go stand in the background of?

I need to take a shower. I’m feeling dirtier than Master Roshi’s magazine collection.

"It's okay guys, I got this" is my go-to phrase before getting killed on impact.

Oolong and I just went to a Japanese restaurant and he ordered ham. Cannibalism?

I got more girls than an ocean got pearls

Sup ladies? It's been a while.

Happy Thanksgiving. I'm going after Oolong.

Today's schedule: 1. As many crunches as possible 2. As many push-ups as possible 3. Realize I'm not strong enough to do any of those.

JUST BENCH PRESSED 500 grains of rice

#NakedAndAfraid How I felt when Vegeta caught me in his house.

#NakedAndAfraid Is this a reality show about Saiyans before they turn into monkeys?

Nothing like the smell of fried Oolong in the morning.

Just wrote down my number for a girl. Lifting that pen was the heaviest strength training I've done in a while.

A lot of people talking about this #TrayvonMartin thing. In my day, we didn't even use guns. We used Wolf Fang Fists and Kamehamehas.

The only thing hotter than this #heatwave is Bulma.

Tryna' complete half of one push-up. #TheStruggle

Ladies it's Tuesday and I got nothin' to do, so let me throw some Yamcha love at you.

I be sneakin' up in Bulma's house tonight. #sssshhhhh

It's a crashing plane!!!! Nope, it's just me trying to fly.

Jesus came back to life because of the Dragon Balls.