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If you're using the word cornucopia in everyday conversation then I feel bad for you cuz you're in the hunger games.

I’m not the trashman, I’m the trash, man.

A lot of you bringing that Facebook energy to LinkedIn these days

My dog doing that smile you do when you run into someone you kind of know but don’t know their name

Hey, there’s street cleaning tomorrow. So be ready for that.

Tesla and SpaceX are so great. Really love that stuff. This is not an attempt to gain favor of our new Twitter overlord, may he live forever. This is just me tweeting normal stuff like the rest of you, all praise Elon the all-knowing.

This upcoming week just remember: if an 8 seed can take it to a 1 seed, you peliCAN too.

Alexander Skarsgard’s traps might be the biggest thing I’ve seen this year

Why is Swedish House Mafia going so hard right now, we’ve all got work in the morning

Why don't we just meta-reverse and go back to split screen goldeneye

Stop talking about your weekend, it's work time. We all need to work now. No more not work. We work now.

I can't stop thinking about racoontouille. Go watch #EverythingEverywhere if you want to see how to make people cry with rocks, googly eyes, and hotdog fingers.

Took my dog to the dog park today and she just stood in the corner and looked at her phone the whole time

STOP RELEASING TOP GUN TRAILERS. We get it, it's tom cruise or something. Yes, we survived the onslaught of Morbius trailers, but there's only so much the general public can take.

Oscars recap

I always come back to Twitter for one or two tweets then disappear for years. Glad to see all of you still do this stuff.

Hey guys, cool tip! Clean the earwax out of your AirPods to gain respect from your colleagues, friends and family!

Yo: Hi Yo Yo: Toy Yo Yo Yo: Hold on there, you got some explaining to do. Yo Ho Yo: Pirates looking for booty

It's crazy how the masked singer is really a cover for celebrity furries to share their passions with the world on a public stage. Super cool. Thanks for sharing guys.

I helped make the latest Nacho Fries commercial. Watch it to learn how Mexican spices changed who I am today. youtube.com/watch?v=C-kA0v4e…

What’s with all these kpop videos tagged with #laearthquake? Am I the only one seeing this?