Scrawns

Reveal complete. all 3,333 scrawns are out of their shells. go meet the tired little guy you adopted. exactly as unbothered as advertised. 🥚 opensea.io/collection/the-sc…

sold out. all 3,333 tired little guys are gone. genuinely did not expect that. neither did they. reveal is very soon. the shells are already cracking 🥚 opensea.io/collection/the-sc…

word is this was a cash grab. look at us. we can barely hold our necks up. so the mint's free now. everyone, no cost. already paid? full refund, on the way. we never wanted your money. we don't want anything, really 🥚 free mint · opensea.io/collection/the-sc…

everything's in. 3,333 of them, ready to hatch. reveal drops the instant the mint ends. they'd drag it out if they had the energy. 🥚 mint still open · opensea.io/collection/the-sc…

public mint is live 🥚 3,333 scrawns · 0.0005 eth · robinhood chain · 5 per wallet. go mint a tired little guy. it won't thank you. opensea.io/collection/the-sc…

the whitelist rollout was too much effort. we napped through it. public mint for everyone instead. opens july 11, 1:00 am (gmt+3) · 0.0005 eth · robinhood chain · 5 per wallet opensea.io/collection/the-sc…

everyone's suddenly on about the robinhood chain. should we drag ourselves over there too? no strong feelings. no feelings, really. but we're asking you.

this is me relaxing. can you tell.

nobody's broadcasting up there. just static. weirdly, it's peaceful.

more wl soon. practice your cracking while you wait 🥚 thescrawns.xyz/egg

it's not raining everywhere. just here. just me. just always.

heavy is the head that wears the crown. heavier with a snake on it. good thing he wasn't planning to get up anyway.

All 10 WL spots are gone Turn on 🔔 for @TheScrawns & catch the next drop. Keep cracking just for fun 🥚

too tired to apply for whitelist? same. crack an egg instead. one tap, 10 GTD spots, gone when they're gone 🥚 thescrawns.xyz/egg

always plugged in. never charged. battery's at 2%. so am i.

i'm not crying. it's just allergies.

punk's not dead. just tired.

whitelist applications are open. we don't know why you'd want one. they're scrawny, they get winded blinking, they just stand around looking betrayed by their own bodies. 3,333 of them. on ethereum. apply if you must 🪶 thescrawns.xyz

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