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David Sanders Sharp

@TheSharpDavid

Comedian, writer, failure. Sidekick on the Sharp Balloons show. (He/Him) https://xitter.gq/t.co/j6u0bsT02I

 Granada Hills, Los Angeles
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Joined June 2010
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Ooh, that’s a Godwin - I men good one! – at Los Angeles, CA
Stay cool.
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The down-ballot races are where your vote has the most impact. #Vote – at Granada Hills, Los Angeles
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“Well, that was a nice trip!” -Porter, upon returning home from hospital
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Two down, one to go 💪 #Vaccinated #Vaccine #VaccineNation #Vax #Vaxxed #ToddlerVax
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Knock-knock.
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Porter filled out his ballot, and you should too. #Vote 🇺🇸🗳👍🏻
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Proud dad moment: even though he’s only three, Porter is already able to ennui at a fourth grade level! Note: he’s despondent at the idea of finishing his dinner before he can have dessert. Quelle horreur!
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Fan art from one of our regulars… Finally Iggy is getting the celebration he deserves. (Also we’re live over on Twitch.tv/sharpballoons )
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Welp, I guess we’ve outgrown our construction pajamas.
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