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SOURCES: USMNT’s Folarin Balogun’s red card has been rescinded and he will be eligible to play against Belgium.
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SOURCES: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick.
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SOURCES: Kendrick Lamar will perform at the Super Bowl LIX halftime show in New Orleans.
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SOURCES: Nick Saban has stepped down as Alabama head football coach.
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SOURCES: Caitlin Clark has been left off team USA women’s basketball roster for the 2024 Paris Olympics.
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SOURCES: Caitlin Clark has informed Iowa she will be declaring for the 2024 WNBA Draft.
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CONFIRMED: The Super Bowl 58 halftime performer in Las Vegas will be 8x Grammy winner @Usher.
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SOURCES: Global superstar Taylor Swift is reportedly dating Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce.
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Sources: Texas A&M has fired Jimbo Fisher. His $77.6 million buyout is guaranteed with no offset against future coaching earnings.
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CONFIRMED: The Denver #Broncos are dealing LB Bradley Chubb and a 2025 fifth-round pick to the Miami #Dolphins in exchange for running back Chase Edmonds, a 2023 first-round pick and a 2024 fourth-round pick.
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SOURCES: Queen Elizabeth ll has passed away at the age of 96.
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Sources: The Cleveland Cavaliers are trading Collin Sexton, Lauri Markkanen, Ochai Agbaji, 3 first-round picks and 2 pick swaps to the Utah Jazz for Donovan Mitchell.
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SOURCES: Los Angeles #Lakers star LeBron James has agreed on a two-year, $97.1 million contract extension – including a player option for the 2024-2025 season.
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SOURCES: The #Padres have acquired superstar Juan Soto from the #Nationals in a trade deadline blockbuster.
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Jon Gruden has resigned as Las Vegas Raiders head coach after reports he used racist, homophobic and misogynistic language in emails while working at ESPN.
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Doc Rivers has reached an agreement to become the next head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers. @LeBatardShow @billygil @ChrisCoteESPN @roybelly @MichaelRyanRuiz @Stugotz790
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