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David Sedaris thinks that if we just lived for the plot, we'd have material to write anything. He explains:
"My friend asked me what I did in the afternoon. I said, 'I went to the post office.' He replied, 'Why would you do that? You don't even need to go to the post office. If you have something you want mailed, you have the hotel called FedEx and they come and pick it up.'"
"I don't want to live like you. I want to go to the post office. And I went to the post office and it was remarkable. Or sometimes you go to the post office and the person is just grumpy and you can even get something out of that."
"I wanna live. I wanna be out there. I don't wanna sit at home and order everything online, and use all the shortcuts."
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I want to introduce you to Steve. Heβs 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments Iβll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.
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Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich
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CONAN AT HARVARD: βNo university in our nation has produced more Nobel laureates or white collar criminalsβ¦ so whether you choose good or evil, know that you are among the very best.β
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These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.
According to the zoo, one turtle stole the otherβs food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.
There hasnβt been a single day where they donβt fight for 2β3 minutesπ
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Taipei Zoo identified these as Sulcata tortoises fighting over territory due to seasonal changes β not a 120-year food grudge. Sulcata tortoises live ~54β75 years in captivity, making a 120-year feud between the same two individuals impossible. taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/arβ¦ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_sβ¦
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The latest social media sensation in San Francisco- Chonkers the sea lion- is making a splash at Pier 39. He weighs close to 2,000 lbs and is making a rare appearance. @kron4news
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Gargantua by Daumier (1831): the caricature that sent the artist to prison
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In Mexico, this monkey sneaks into the same hotel every day, grabs his breakfast and strolls out.. no fees, or tip paid... just a grab and go π
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omg this is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.. The little beaver temper tantrum noises β¦ π₯Ή
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Ustedes son muy chicos pero en los 80 existiΓ³ una serie llamada DinastΓa, donde la domΓ©stica enceraba muy bien las escaleras.
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Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will βcollapse the world as we know itβ then the world as we know it needs to collapse.





















