@TheUnDaniel

lookin good and lovin your mama.

 Avon, OH (for some reason)
Joined March 2011
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This is a major fear of mine. Dying alone, I mean. xitter.cf/Wikipedia/status/82728…
Wikipedia
@Wikipedia2 Feb 2017
Greek philosopher Chrysippus died from laughing at one of his own jokes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysi…
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Imagine being a balding, middle age man carrying around an inflatable bird in public
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A visual aid:
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I’m going to amuse myself the rest of the night by randomly thinking of this guy, walking back to his car, dejected and carrying his inflated eagle in one hand as it occasionally drags the ground
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Do we have an identity for the Cowboys special teamer with the high pitched laugh celebration on every kickoff?
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Someone with more guts than Brian Schottenheimer
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Bump
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Unless he’s not healthy, I don’t know why you don’t have the heavier hitter Williams run on that 3rd down. He’s more of a pile mover than Goodson
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Remember when people were up Brandon Aubrey’s ass about those kickoffs going out of bounds? Those dirty ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ kicks are a major weapon this year.
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Glad Troy didn’t interrupt that eulogy to say “but you know who will be replaced in this booth? Me”
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So the Eagles are down their starting qb, rb, two wr’s and their rt and they can just match down the field and convert 3rd and 4th downs at will?
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Does this espn 4th down graphic that just says “4th and 5 or fewer: Go” or whatever treat all “5 or fewers” the same? Because 4th and 1 and 4th and 5 are two entirely different situations.
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commercials during the MLB playoffs:
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Really cool of Fred Warner to own up to his mistake
Kurt Warner
@kurt13warnerOct 25
Yes, I called JAYLEN Warren “Tyler” today after calling Colts game & referencing him in today’s game… My bad, so sorry… it’s stinks as an announcer when you do that & unfortunately it won’t be my last time bc sometimes u just react & misspeak! I own it… and JAYLEN was awesome today, so hopefully I gave him enough LOVE at other times!!
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Nice of Bland to lend Jake Ferguson his hands for that play.
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Nice of Bland to lend CeeDee his cleats for that play.
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Nice of Bland to lend Riq Woolen his cleats there.
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How much better would life be if we’d slant and go’d there.
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The second Buck said “he’s got a lane!” I knew the next two words were going to be “flags fly”
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More like LT Overzealous
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Just being in the presence of Joey Porter Jr caused Cooper to drop that ball. He’s that impressive
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Wish JPeege was anywhere near him on the third down play.
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Who the hell is Elijah Garcia?
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