Christian. Devious framing-switcher. Encouragement. Pop culture deep cuts. Dad jokes. "Semper periculosi, numquam mali sumus"

Texas, USA
Joined April 2023
Today I am drafting the founding documents for Ehud’s Blade, an order of Faith, Vigilance, and Chivalry. “Semper periculosi, numquam mali sumus”
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This is extra cursed.
🚨BREAKING: The new White House ballroom is officially open.
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I do these in this exact order.
Liberal logic: If you disagree with me, you're uneducated. If you prove me wrong, you're dangerous. If you laugh at me, you're a MAGA extremist.
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Jack of All Trades was such an awesome show. Pity most people haven't seen it.
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Innards Darth Nards.
>Darth Sidious >is insidious >Darth Traya >is a betrayer >Darth Maul >Mauls people >Darth Plagueis >starts a plague in the force >Savage Oppress >Savage who Oppresses people >Darth Tyrannus >is a Tyrant >General Grievous >commits Grievous acts >Darth Nihlus >is nihilistic
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Dune 3. Avengers Doomsday. GTA VI. Narnia TV Show. Utter slop. There is only one upcoming sequel that really matters.
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My custom reaction Gifs used to take 1-2 hours to make. AI has cut production to under 10 minutes. And also, the possibility to create some rather difficult ones:
Wake up babe, new custom reaction GIF just dropped
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They don't hate colonization. They hate Whites They don't hate oppression. They hate Whites They don't hate racism. They hate Whites It's not complicated. They just hate Whites
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I do these in this exact order.
Liberal logic: If you disagree with me, you're uneducated. If you prove me wrong, you're dangerous. If you laugh at me, you're a MAGA extremist.
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This is extra cursed.
🚨BREAKING: The new White House ballroom is officially open.
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A Hypnolearning Curriculum would print money.
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A Hypnolearning Curriculum would print money.
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Paxton is Chaotic Good Talarico is Lawful Evil
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Taps sign
Replying to @Preslavets
My toenail is also a human organism, should I not cut it?
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Replying to @TheWalterMagic
“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality,” - Ayn Rand
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Taps sign
Replying to @Preslavets
My toenail is also a human organism, should I not cut it?
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I miss that version of Liberals. The new version is more like, "It's not they are ignorant, but that YOU NAZI RACIST BIGOT MISOGYNIST DIE DIE BLAM-BLAM BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!"
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Trump with a brutal Talarico impersonation in Texas. Vintage. 😭
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Whenever I feel demotivated i rewatch this... Elon Musk in a living room in 2008, 12 days from bankruptcy, pitching a $109,000 car to people...
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I use these instead of the originals
Wake up babe, new custom reaction GIF just dropped
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