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Retired statistician & chemist in the biopharmaceutical industry. Toxically masculine. Boxing, MMA, guns, finance. Anti-communist. Mrs. Wild Monkey approved❤️

Colorado, USA
Joined December 2019
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Nothing motivates you to work out like getting bullied at school as a kid until you develop a disorder and then overcompensating for the rest of your life with combat sports and weightlifting🤣🤣
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Mrs. Monkey kicked me out of the living room because I was making smartass remarks about her Broncos game😂😂🤣🥰
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There's a very good TV miniseries from 1988 we saw recently, set in Hong Kong. It's called Noble House, adapted from James Clavell's novel. Starring Pierce Brosnan at his peak. A bit sappy at times, but very compelling. Fascinating Hong Kong economic and political dynamics set during the Cold War. The Wild Monkey recommends👍 Find it on streaming services!
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If your mom saw the crap you post on X, she would:
54%Be proud of you
31%Wonder if you need meds
15%Disown you
0%Call the cops on you
13 votes • Final results
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Musk is a national treasure.
Armies that win have the general at the front lines. Nobody wants to bleed for the prince in the palace.
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There's a very good TV miniseries from 1988 we saw recently, set in Hong Kong. It's called Noble House, adapted from James Clavell's novel. Starring Pierce Brosnan at his peak. A bit sappy at times, but very compelling. Fascinating Hong Kong economic and political dynamics set during the Cold War. The Wild Monkey recommends👍 Find it on streaming services!
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Coloradans are f*ckin retards.
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Another nutcase commie rag gone. F them.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Nice bike ride with Mrs. Monkey today❤️
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History’s most evil propagandists, such as Goebbels, Stalin, and Mao, could never have imagined how much more effective they would have been with modern social media.
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Raiding the private wealth of its own citizens is the final stage of a failed supranational authoritarian organization of once-great nations.
JUST IN - EU President Ursula von der Leyen says that people's savings accounts are a problem and that she must put this money "to the service of European companies" says her plan to "securitize them" and "supervise them" They're coming for your savings, Europe.
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Even this retarded inbred islamist goatfucker agrees that electing democrats damages the US.
The process of the US's collapse has accelerated.
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Dont lose hope, friends. America has survived far worse than a Democratic electoral win, and it was expected in a mid-term. Our Republic is not a fragile vessel that sinks when democrats control both houses, and our America movement's long-term advantages lie outside pure electoral cycles. We have a large productive private sector, energy abundance, technological capacity, and an American cultural base that communists will never displace. So be positive, and continue to fight for our nation.🇺🇲
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Further, look at the actual situation. They control Congress, but they can't really govern. They can block, investigate, subpoena, and posture, and they will not be able to get their agenda past Trump. Their entire identity will be opposition, endless hearings, impeachment attempts, shutdown bullshit. Purity tests from their activist wing, emboldened by a win they'll believe was ideological when it was mostly a standard midterm situation.
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So how are we feeling about the elections tonight?
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Morning kids. More snow on the peaks.
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Stock up on water, food, ammo, and power options. Just in case.
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