Writer. Author. Storyteller. Says fuck A LOT. King of the Gods, probably. You don't know.⚡️⚡️⚡️ Host of Bolded Slugs: The Podcast https://xitter.gq/t.co/o4k7h4Ny0e
Elysium
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Heya Henchfolk. So, um, not here much at all. What with the AI and the UnBlock crap, I'm probably leaving Twitter for good this time. The Industry is...gone, and I'm too old and tired to chase cars anymore. This place used to be cool, and now it's not. DM me if you want my number
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Zeus, more or less retweeted
I lost my Dad last night, and it's hard to process. If you can help ease the burden during this difficult time, please consider supporting. Every bit counts. Please share. gofund.me/562a5f42
I lost my Dad last night, and it's hard to process. If you can help ease the burden during this difficult time, please consider supporting. Every bit counts. Please share. gofund.me/562a5f42
Bye Henchfolk
Check the pinned Tweet if you want. I'll burn more bridges, maybe, with some heretical tweets in the future. Bridges are dumb and should be set on fire anyway🔥
Dunno about BlewSkie, but I have it, same name Always remember, Jayson Smiley is a fraud and a liar😄
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And finally. The Blacklist is a scam. No "Working Lit Agent" spends more time on Twitter than repping clients. The Industry hates you unless you're Rich, White, or Rich & White and Male
Tech Bros ruined Film. Business Majors ruined TV
Don't shoot on an iPhone. Buy a Canon MK II
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ALSO since blocked folk will be viewable again maybe I can see the reactions from this gem of a DM. If anyone knows Ole WGAMTG (iykyk) Jenny tell her Zeus said to lick my butterscotch butthole.
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You are a twat. You made nothing. You created nothing. You contribute nothing. This is not art. This is not craft. No matter how much you love them, the machines STILL won't fuck you
I hope the AI cock you gobble makes you watch when it uses your ideas to make someone else money
A few weeks ago, i was given early access to movie gen from @Meta. My only instructions were to make something with it. As always, a very special thank you to my mom, who digitized over 100 hours of home video footage to make this story possible.
youtube.com/watch?v=4iIQHZ19…
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I truly hope these fucking twats who hype AI lose the same amount of money that the fucking lovers who said that NFTs and Crypto would fund the next generation of films
Assclowns the lot. Yes David, that means you. NFTs? You're a Producer, dipshit. I hope your dick falls off
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On my way off Twitter...I'm just gonna tell a bunch of these "Working Pros" how much they fucking suck, are assholes, and by using AI in ANY capacity they are BANKRUPT creatively and I genuinely hope they find themselves replaced by the plagiarism machine they hype. Fucking chud
We worked with a few filmmakers - including @aneeshchaganty -and had them test out @meta AI tool Meta Movie Gen. check out what aneesh put together in: i h8 ai
youtu.be/4iIQHZ19El4?si=YZMt…
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...and? He fucking bribe em? Blackmail? You did the setup part but not the punchline.
This is terrible storytelling and if you're a Lawyer may the gods have mercy on your Closing Arguments.
A friend of mine from law school applied on transfer to Duke (a top-10 school) after his first year at a lower-ranked law school with worse employment statistics.
Transferring law schools is rare and Duke only takes a handful of transfers each year.
Duke denied his application.
He called the admissions office 8 times asking to meet in person with the head of admissions.
They said no 7 times.
The 8th time, he said “I actually happen to be driving past campus,” so they caved and told him to come in “but for five minutes only.”
Five minutes turned into 45, which turned into them learning “new information” not on his application.
They admitted him.
I think about this often.
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Respectable? Who the fuck for? YOU? Bitch I ain't know you. Fuck I gotta impress you for? Who the fuck are you?
You ain't my boss. You ain't my momma. You didn't buy my ticket. You can sit there in your "Business Casual" and smell my bagel farts through my sweatpants, Danny
I’ll never get the sweatpants at the airport.
Not saying wear a suit when you fly, but at least look respectable.
And yes, you can look respectable and be comfortable. I just don’t buy that excuse.
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"Staying together for the kids" has ruined more children than divorce ever has, or ever will.
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I cannot...after 20 god damned years...ever forgive Steve Austin for the What Chants.
I hate them. They ruin SPECTACULAR promos because Americans are fucking dumb.
#WWERaw
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Um. Hi. Are you fucking stupid? They've been touring...like worldwide...for 2 decades.
Do you know who Paramore even is? Fucking robots, I swear.
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This lovely pup is the best possible example of
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T TALK TO COPS
I guarantee you that Dog ain't letting those charges stick, and would be out on Good Behavior anyway.
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