East Coast Pirate trapped somewhere in middle America ✠ Unaffiliated ordained minister ✠ U.A.C. 1530

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Joined May 2023
Did UAB have maybe 2,000 in their stadium tonight?
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“Trim from the Top” sounds good… …until SEC(def)WAR proposes yet another joint warfighting command - this one for drone warfare - with a giant, bloated bureaucracy to support it.
Our military has more generals per troop than it did in WWII. When the bureaucracy gets this bloated, you trim from the top, not the bottom. More of this please.
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And yet simultaneously the SEC(def)WAR pitches the creation of ANOTHER Joint Command - and the dozens of General/Flag-officers to lead it. We need fewer commands, not more. Congress should immediately block any funding of another HQ bureaucracy
Yes, General officer reductions are happening. Why? Well, for starters, in the last few decades, we’ve never had more Generals per troop and less victory. Seems like the number of stars is inversely proportional to the number of wins. Funny how that works.
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I don’t believe the U.S. Army has any metric for true merit, or measuring warfighting ability. I welcome the Army’s eventual admission of that gap - but hope the next 50 years prove me wrong.
The U.S. Army’s erstwhile “Commander’s Assessment Program” was a colossal failure. A “toxic” leadership screener that couldn’t differentiate between hard and corrosive leadership types, so it screened out both. What remained were leaders who could go along to get along. Leaders who could be nice and agreeable. Or leaders smart enough to fake it through the test and be themselves after. Some of the best combat leaders I’ve ever known, failed that assessment and left the Army. What’s worse is that it didn’t even focus on one’s ability to fight. Was just a psychologists fun house one had to maneuver through. Now that nonsense is gone, and officers need to prove they can actually fight with the Joint Warfighter Evaluation. It will assess true merit. And doesn’t care if you’re mean sometimes.
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What’s going on with Coach Cliff - and what should we be praying for?
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Less than 300 offensive yards, against ODU. Fire everybody
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Trickeration Nothing 😂
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I think we may be a terrible team
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Win or lose, Pirate for life
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Kinnakeet Peet and I continue our ceremonial shot of rum after every @ECUPiratesFB touchdown 1 down, many more to go 🥃
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Come November I hope Pete is asking, “But why is the rum gone?”
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Because ECU-verse have a chip on our shoulder somewhere between the size of 1/3 a U.S. state and your average parrot…
Replying to @TopTierAlabama
ECU unironically has one of the coolest shit talking fanbases in cfb idk why but they do
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Alumni Band weekend with @ECUBand, October 10th vs. Rice
If you could only go to one ECU home game this season, which one would you choose and why?
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Kinnakeet Pete is ready for Pirate football 2026!
The wait is almost over. Plan accordingly 🏴‍☠️☠️🏴‍☠️ #ECU #BeatBama
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Joe Gordon retweeted
Apparently it’s time to dust off this bad boy again @SEC…
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youtu.be/v09CtL9gyHY?is=DD98… via @YouTube “Found a way out the dull house of mirrors, now back to my old ways Holy marked and wholly measured, but never saved.”
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