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That Marc

@The_Marcness

Purveyor of fine penis and hot garbage, prone to fits of awesomeness. Shameless nerd. Hufflepuff, motherfucker!!

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Joined August 2011
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Don't just ask me to talk dirty.. Inspire me to talk dirty
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Feeling like a "smoke to feel somewhat human" kind of day
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I made homemade cheese crackers.. Please check your panties at the door
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*whispers* The secret ingredient is cunnilingus
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Smoking weed, gangster rap, and making homemade pizza 💚
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i grew up being the odd one out. i hated being different now i embrace that part of me. this weird, this is mine and it took me years to own that
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Pasta will fix me
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Fuck this whole month.
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Pity Tits and the Generic Platitudes
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Apathetic Doom-scroll Monday
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Nothing a few hundred tator tots can't fix
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Me too, Sunday... Me too.
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No need to thank me, ma'am.. I'm a pervert. Its what we do
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Let me play you the song of my people... *fires up stand mixer*
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...a titty in the mouth could fix me
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Tis the season
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If you see me rockin out to 99 Luftballoons in my car in the work parking lot before I go in, mind your business.
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Roasted garlic Roasted veggies Roasted my damn self
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i don’t give everyone access to me because i value peace more than attention
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I'm not trash, I'm garbage.. HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN TAKING NOTES?!
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So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
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