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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

Cosmic Country Roller Chili Expert (#NoBeans) BBQ’r Okay at pool Indepentarian Will fish balls off Manu Ginobili Forever Gettin' by on gettin' by Bucket Dad

 Coastal Bend of Texas
Joined May 2012
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The Boy's new record, 26-1/2"
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9/10 would fuck
Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) profile pictureShea Serrano
@SheaSerrano11h
a work of art
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So we can take on the self-righteous umpires!!!!!
Flemish Ed (@FlemishEdwin) profile pictureFlemish Ed@FlemishEdwin14h
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Parents showing up in batting helmets
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I just need to leave enough money in the budget to squeeze in a new metal water bottle to defend myself with at softball tournaments in the Sugar Land area.
Bill O'Zimmerman (@The_Reliant) profile pictureBill O'Zimmerman@The_Reliant14h
Looking at new bats for The Girl1 and what do you know, Louisville and DeMarini are having sales on their top bats today and tomorrow, half off!!!! ....and still about $230ish
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Looking at new bats for The Girl1 and what do you know, Louisville and DeMarini are having sales on their top bats today and tomorrow, half off!!!! ....and still about $230ish
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Dang man Greg Abbott didn't even wanna be in this picture.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) profile pictureTed Cruz
@tedcruzOct 28
Great to be on Air Force One with President Trump, Ken Paxton, Dan Patrick, and Ronny Jackson. The choice in Texas is simple. Ken Paxton will secure the border, defend the Constitution, and stand with President Trump. James Talarico wants to dismantle capitalism. Texas, get out and vote!
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Hopefully he's let go soon so he can disable the deflector shield on the alien mothership.
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 28
#Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh said OC Mike McDaniel will remain the team's offensive play-caller as they return from their bye week.
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I'll go GoT.... ...Mobland is on a good path, I'll say.
HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 27
The Wire, Breaking Bad, and The Sopranos aren’t available. What’s the greatest TV show of all time?
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Everything about this is hilarious. The event. This tweet. That it's a thing. Hilarious.
Sackor (@StrongBad328) profile pictureSackor@StrongBad328Oct 27
The first sentence of this article is brilliant.
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Yah, instead of the sticker, give me a damn QR code to get these ads cancelled.
WyJo #53 is ELITE (@Craigtx80) profile pictureWyJo #53 is ELITE@Craigtx80Oct 26
When you vote you should get a bar code that you input into your TV and it turns off political ads.
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Brody@BlairitnowOct 27
Replying to @The_Reliant
Include pedolyte in your morning diet.
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Say "Yes" to Pico, and "No" to Talarico!
Wilbur (@wilburhookshand) profile pictureWilbur@wilburhookshandOct 27
Replying to @The_Reliant
eliminate TRANS fats in your diet
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Bill O'Zimmerman retweeted
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Wilbur@wilburhookshandOct 27
Replying to @The_Reliant
eliminate TRANS fats in your diet
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Look I vetoed yesterday @KenPaxtonTX @jamestalarico @GregAbbott_TX @GinaHinojosaTX @DanPatrick @democratladyrunningagainstdanpatrickwhoivotedforbecausedanpatrickisaweirdo, so plz stop texting me
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Had a campaign ad from Ken Paxton inside of my breakfast taco this morning.
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They got 3rd down in Corpus today, but it was fun. Girls are getting better. Almost got to play against former Longhorn Adrian Alaniz’s team, to seek revenge from when he knocked us out of the playoffs in both football AND baseball my sr yr, but they lost the round before us 👎
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Don’t run on my baby
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Diy BOB
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K-13 was "Master of Puppets"
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Imagine putting up 2007 Brady numbers throwing arm punts lmao
AuxGod (@AuxGod_) profile pictureAuxGod
@AuxGod_Oct 22
was watching “Batman The Animated Series”, buddy threw for 400 yards throwing like this lol
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Me rushing to go google “mensch”
Matthew McConaughey (@McConaughey) profile pictureMatthew McConaughey
@McConaugheyOct 22
There are gentlemen and there are gentle men. Tom Skeritt was sure both. A dude and a mensch.
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