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Knook

@The__Knook

An obnoxiously opinionated person trapped in the body of a non-confrontational person

Joined May 2026
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DC Halloween. Man dressed up as a bill.
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they’re surgically removing the spark in my eyes tomorrow
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The black kid popping up out of the Leaves might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
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Nick or Treat 1985-2002, they couldn’t air this today
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i love chinese food thank you chinese people
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you guys know that one part in dark side of the moon where spongebob gets lit on fire
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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This is probably what those reconstructions of ancient humans would feel like to the people that knew them.
Radical Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (@QuartsClock) profile pictureRadical Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈@QuartsClock7 Apr 2023
Replying to @halomancer1
kinda?
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dude my crush is a scare actor and I went to the haunted house he works at and he was dressed up as a catboy in a cage I'm dead serious
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A young chav lad just knocked on the door and said "Trick or Treat?" I said "What have you come as?" He said "A werewolf." I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes" He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?" 🙄
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My house is under siege by ghouls, critters, and other phenomena of Hell. Gun . I will defend myself
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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genuine william shakespeare level writing with this one
CheeseGX (@CheeseGX_) profile pictureCheeseGX@CheeseGX_Oct 31
I still think of this vid on the daily I know everyone says "Ed, Edd n Eddy been canceled for years that's why I'm confused." but this is my favorite of his easily
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Smoking before a social event sounds like a brilliant idea until somebody asks you a simple question and you start answering like you're defending a PhD thesis.
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loserist@LoseristoOct 31
>oven >of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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knar'e@wrkceoOct 31
my grandparents be so happy when i send them stuff 😭
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gabe@gabeischaoticOct 31
the bathroom code to the dave’s hot chicken in wynwood, miami is 1166
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at a party full of neurodivergent ppl rn and i just went into the kitchen and like four people were laying on the floor for "floor time"
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Liste@endlisteOct 31
I've been getting into bed lately
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nodding my head at saint augustine. just makes sense
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just saw this in Roanoke
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