Mand

Just spent 5 minutes worrying about a mole on my chest. Turns out it was a bit of my dinner. Classy to the last me

As wedding photos go, you don’t get much better 😍 Sums us up as a couple and we have Twitter to thank. It all started here 💛

We did a thing 💛 it was bloody lovely 😍

Found one of them heart crisps @walkers_crisps I can feel the love 😍 #lovefromwalkers now I’ve got to hide it from the cat 🤦🏻‍♀️

There is a cat in this photo. Our cat is an arsehole

Catitude

I hope nobody in my local Halfords looks at their CCTV of me today. Wasn’t doing anything nefarious, was dancing along to “I’ve had the time of my life” from Dirty Dancing while looking for a headlight bulb. Damn right I did the hip thrust down the empty aisle 💃🏻

I’m not saying the walls in our house are thin, but I just heard my 10 year old drop a depth charge in the shitter. I genuinely thought the fireworks had started. Lord help me 🙄

Been making things out of wool again. A plague doctor this time to give my nephew for his birthday

We have a new family member 😍

Star Wars marathon after school, the only right thing to do on May 4th. Not so small boy told me I’m doing Emperor Palpatine wrong though. No idea what he means 🤔

Having a bad hair day? We see you and raise you....

Been making things out of wool again. This is all my news, stand down

Went for a walk, took a photo that has me looking like the ghost of a Victorian lady waving them off 😂

Only went and bloody won employee of the year didn’t I. That was a surprise on a Monday I wasn’t expecting 💛💪🏻

My nephew loves gaming and asked me to make something I’d never heard of for his birthday on Monday. Mand Productions™️ presents an Eye of Cthulhu cushion. Definitely not perfect but made with love. And one of a kind because I can’t remember how I did it 😂👁