Director of DevOps at @netsapiens! Total propeller head, #Strategist, #Startups, #Cloud, #Experts and opinionated extraordinaire!
San Diego, CA
Joined July 2014
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Wife: That outfit looks weird on you.
Me: You bought everything I'm wearing.
Wife: You weren't supposed to wear it together.
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So everyone enjoy your feats of strength today. Air your grievances here or in your home. But remember, thanks to Donald Trump we are ALL saying Merry Christmas this year — so repeat after me: MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everyone even the haters and losers.
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We're at #ITEXPO 2018 tomorrow! Watch our own Dave George speak this Friday on a panel for managed #serviceproviders. ow.ly/C4mN30imzkk
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Move active calls easily from one device to another with SNAPmobile! Download our feature brochure! #UC #cloud netsapiens.com/solutions/mob…
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Remember that time when something happened in the world and the internet reacted to it in a calm and measured way?
Me neither.
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Interested in enhancing your enterprise with our #unifiedcommunication SNAPsolution platform? Contact us today! netsapiens.com/contact-us/
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Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* Our can opener is broken.
Me: So it's a can't opener?
Wife: I can't believe I married you.
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5-year-old: What if I don't want to marry a boy?
Me: Who do you want to marry?
5: Chocolate.
I hope they elope.
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The worst things I've ever done according to my 1-year-old:
3) set her on the ground
2) made her wear clothes
1) closed the bathroom door
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2-year-old: My Lucky Charms are broken.
Me: They’re not broken. You just ate all the marshmallows.
2: *holds out bowl* Fix them.
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Hey, PCB designers-are you ready to spend more time designing and less time on the design process? ow.ly/aGXE305WCvb
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7 Unexpected Signs You Might Be an Entrepreneur entrepreneur.com/article/242…
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Making water a renewable resource ars.to/1unpFFo by @j_timmer
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Building your own PC? Here's some advice on finding affordable, compatible parts: onforb.es/1yF8wpe
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Forget about Barbie's dream car -- this is a chariot that straps to a cat huff.to/1y1TtXu
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The Lego Movie's director had the perfect response to his Oscar snub
theweek.com/speedreads/53374…
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A man was fired after not showing up at work for 24 years: mashable.com/2015/01/09/man-…