Things Bands Say

Rise Records ruined music. Ushering in overproduced music by bands that cannot play in the studio, and cannot play those songs live (with or) without their backtracks. Essentially, boy bands.

When I see misfits merch I kind of get bummed because their branding is so cool but they suck so fucking bad. I know I'm gonna get it for this one.

Support local bands. Go to their shows. Tell them they suck to their face. Unplug the bassist's instrument cable. Demand free merch after. Get drunk as fuck in the parking lot. Fight their drummer. Support. Local. Bands.

Your riffs sounds like you wear affliction shirts and drink Monster energy drinks

I’m telling my kids this was Ronnie Radke

“We’re trying to find a band to give zero dollars to”