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@ThisIsNotCoffey

This is definitely not that Coffey guy from Hamilton, Ontario, who has had multiple accounts suspended by Space Karen.

 Hamilton, Ontario
Joined October 2026
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This is the pathetic reason that Twitter just suspended my main account. For literally quoting the first line Master Chiefs bio. This is why it’s always good to have a backup plan when a Nazi is owns the app.
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Polling Canada
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"Who is better suited to handle national unity?" 🔴 Carney: 48% 🔵 Poilievre: 26% Research Co. / Nov 4, 2026
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Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) profile picture
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Do you ever wonder if Poilievre has had a traumatic brain injury?
Scott Robertson (@sarobertson_) profile pictureScott Robertson
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Pierre Poilievre: "What is the economy?"
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Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 (@TheJasonPugh) profile picture
Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈
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WATCH: @PierrePoilievre asked about the prospect of losing 12 Alberta seats if a federal election were held tomorrow. “Our mission is to save you money and to save you jobs.” - @PierrePoilievre That's rich coming from the guy who votes AGAINST every affordability bill!
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This Definitely Isn’t Coffey (@ThisIsNotCoffey) profile pictureThis Definitely Isn’t Coffey@ThisIsNotCoffey6h
Had 70 followers yesterday. 345 now. I’d like to take a moment to thank all of the Maple Maga mouth breathers for all of their help rebuilding my account. Thanx Dipshits.
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M. 🇨🇦🌈🌏 (@ibioinvestor) profile picture
M. 🇨🇦🌈🌏@ibioinvestor1h
Just like PSPP À fucking facist Ass hole @partiquebecois
This Definitely Isn’t Coffey (@ThisIsNotCoffey) profile pictureThis Definitely Isn’t Coffey@ThisIsNotCoffey5h
Poilievre is Maple Maga. A treasonous traitor.
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JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please (@JaxHarley5) profile picture
JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please@JaxHarley52h
Pierre Poilievre is a corrupt Moron
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Melanie Joly is a lawyer. It took Pierre 11 years to get an online degree in International Relations. The last 8 years were completed by his staffers.
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JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please@JaxHarley52h
Bot Alert
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Just got Twitter?
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Yet another example of why we chose the banker over the wanker.
Scott Robertson (@sarobertson_) profile pictureScott Robertson
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Pierre Poilievre: "What is the economy?"
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Someone can’t handle the truth.. On July 4, 2017, Pierre Poilievre entered into a voluntary compliance agreement with the Commissioner of Canada Elections to avoid criminal charges following an investigation into events during his time as a federal cabinet minister in 2015.
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Had 70 followers yesterday. 345 now. I’d like to take a moment to thank all of the Maple Maga mouth breathers for all of their help rebuilding my account. Thanx Dipshits.
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JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please@JaxHarley52h
#NeverVoteConsevative
This Definitely Isn’t Coffey (@ThisIsNotCoffey) profile pictureThis Definitely Isn’t Coffey@ThisIsNotCoffey5h
Poilievre is Maple Maga. A treasonous traitor.
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JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please@JaxHarley52h
Bookmarked. @ThisIsNotCoffey Is a true legend. He gets under the skin of the corrupt. That’s why he starts again.
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These are the facts. Conservatives will lose 80 seats if they keep PP as their leader until 2029. Bookmark it.
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JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please@JaxHarley52h
Please be patient. This guy is the real deal.
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Replying to @ThisIsNotCoffey
Working on following back, currently limited.
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PP is the minister of misinformation. Lying is like breathing to him.
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Sky🇨🇦 (@Skylar13_1989) profile pictureSky🇨🇦@Skylar13_19893h
Replying to @CBCNews
@CBCNews is fact checking POILIEVRE presser and they say he's being disingenuous to Canadians about Stellantis, immigration all of it! This guy needs to go I'm sick and tired of his constant lies!
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PiotrTheKoksucker@PiotrPoilievski2h
Checks out.
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These are the facts. Conservatives will lose 80 seats if they keep PP as their leader until 2029. Bookmark it.
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Aren a Proud 🇨🇦@Durmo20103h
The guy is a dick and needs to go.
Sky🇨🇦 (@Skylar13_1989) profile pictureSky🇨🇦@Skylar13_19893h
Replying to @CBCNews
@CBCNews is fact checking POILIEVRE presser and they say he's being disingenuous to Canadians about Stellantis, immigration all of it! This guy needs to go I'm sick and tired of his constant lies!
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... BRAVO MELANIE!!! If Pee Pee actually had balls Joly would kick them through the goal post every time.
This Definitely Isn’t Coffey (@ThisIsNotCoffey) profile pictureThis Definitely Isn’t Coffey@ThisIsNotCoffeyNov 11
If you’re wondering why Poilievre is attacking Melanie Joly.. It’s because she called out his loyalty to Elon Musk. First she embarrassed him, then she told the little pipsqueak to bring it on. She’s awesome.
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These are the facts. Conservatives will lose 80 seats if they keep PP as their leader until 2029. Bookmark it.
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Replying to @LarryTheCallGuy
PP blew a 28 point lead and is down by another 20-25 points on top of that. Lost 8 MP’s, lost 6 by-elections and Carney has a held a 30-35 point lead in preferred PM polling since January. If he loses these upcoming by-elections the @CPC_HQ will lose 80 seats if they keep PP.
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Our village idiot @PierrePoilievre
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Canada🇨🇦Strong Freyja 🇨🇦💯@one_freyja3h
Well you definitely aren’t Coffey so of course I followed you!
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Had 70 followers yesterday. 345 now. I’d like to take a moment to thank all of the Maple Maga mouth breathers for all of their help rebuilding my account. Thanx Dipshits.
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