Husband of @dashofmocha | Father of Kamryn | UCLA | ΑΦΑ | History Buff | Geopolitics Wonk | Whiskey Snob | #BLM #Bruins #Lakers #Dodgers #Rams #Kings #Barça

Inglewood, CA
Joined July 2021
Jose Aldo’s Minion Room awaits Flavio Bolsonaro
🚨 URGENTE: Flávio Bolsonaro teria fugido, cruzando a fronteira em um avião particular com destino aos Estados Unidos durante a madrugada, segundo um dos principais jornais argentinos.
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These niggas walk amongst us like nothing
who the fuck actually cleans their dick after jerking off, as soon as i'm soft i just pull my boxers back and move on with my day
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"Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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this nigga is in a best of 7 with the reaper
Wrestling legend Ric Flair returned to the same bar the following day after a bloody fall left him hospitalised
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you can rest now, sister. we have a new whipping post
WHAT IN THE COONERY IS THIS!!!!???? Sis. Get up.. Get Up Now! 🙄 #Halloween2026
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The far right can’t decide whether or not they hate liberal hoe attire.
Brazil if far right officials won elections
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The worst part about the auto translate feature is missing out on stuff like the Dutch language
CONGRATULATIONS BIBI 🇮🇱
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In 2019, a homeless woman in Anchorage, Alaska, stole a cellphone from a man's truck. When she looked through it, she found something horrifying. The phone was full of photos and videos of a woman being tortured and strangled to death. The phone's owner, Brian Steven Smith, had filmed himself beating and murdering 30-year-old Kathleen Jo Henry in a hotel room. At one point, he could be heard saying “In my movies, everybody always dies." The woman copied the files onto a memory card and took it to police. During questioning, Smith confessed to shooting another woman before abandoning her remains. In July 2024, he was sentenced to 226 years in prison.
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Bret Hart was only mad at the Sunny Days promo because it implied he liked white women
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1) trend over officially. 2) not having bill clinton on sax shows you precisely how inept this administration is.
Dems are washed up. 🎷
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Look at where UCLA is located. Pacific Ocean. Beverly Hills. Bel Air. Brentwood. Westwood. Santa Monica. All in your backyard. UCLA is a global brand. It’s the No. 1 public university in the country and the most applied to school in America. 127 national championships. Everyone wants to be here. There’s no reason this can’t be a football juggernaut. It’s Los Angeles. Prove it and the fans will come. Nobody is poaching Chesney from this. The only thing anywhere else has on us is less tax on his paycheck. It might not be this year, but the USC game will give him a glimpse of what’s coming. He could build something in Westwood the country hasn’t seen.
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I’d really caution against this one. Don’t let Japan gas y’all up
C’EST LE TOUR DES AMÉRICAINS !!!
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Okay it’s time to shut the internet down for good
bro what in the world is this
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Being an american Maoist in the 70s must have been so humilating. You were getting your skull caved in by a cop, Little Red Book in hand, meanwhile Mao was hanging out with Kissinger going "Dude your wife is so hot.".
Happy Kissinger introducing Mao to his tall wife day to all who celebrate
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This is Tina Bell, mother of grunge, Kurt Cobain was her roadie
I saw someone say she's appropriating white culture by being punk and it's very important to me that everyone knows the song played in this trailer is LITERALLY about a black woman being called a poseur by fellow punks because of her skin color 50 YEARS AGO
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“There is a third Ruby Rose”
That's me guys!❤️💋
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Doesn’t have any sauce when the average American zoomer talks like this
L'américain quand tu prends ses 2 tours aux échecs
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The way these sisters fell apart- Middle- left for a man and they cried on live that she was ‘kidnapped’ then had a baby for him Right- supports her extremely racist MAGA mom, tried a music career, failed and now a mother too Left- joined a cult somewhere in east Asia
we used to get our periods at the same time
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