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Cape Town, ZA
Joined July 2009
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slandering and calling people with different views from you names, is just a reflection of the kind of person you are and I don't have to spell out what that kind is
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37 days till J. Cole The Fall Off Tour is in the motherland. 🤟
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Unrequited love, is nothing but a one man cult, cyanide in my styrofoam cup
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‘Nice plane’ & ‘nice cushion here’ this dude feels so fly right now
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If Goku was black 😂
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Drake - Sweeterman (Outro)
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What exactly did she tell an AI? 🤔😂
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Maphorisa, had transformed to Super Syan 4 when he made Ngixolele with Busta 929, man said fuck that production shit, fuck rapping, I'm gonna fucking sing, myself and I'm gonna sing beautifully
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Sometimes you need a helper that knows their way around the stripper pole
I won't lie this actually makes sense. Your kids will fall in the pool and your helper will run around looking for help when she could just jump in.
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Depends
We need a new groove chant. Boys are not delicious 🙏🏾
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Cape Town summer is unmatched in THE WHOLE WORLD
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Playlist yedyani iyazicacela
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Anderson .Paak kudala waba yidyani, lentwana uCordae uyifakele, and I'm not mad at him
ANDERSON .PAAK x CORDAE 🚨 58TH FLOOR 🎙️ (A COLORS SHOW)
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ANDERSON .PAAK x CORDAE 🚨 58TH FLOOR 🎙️ (A COLORS SHOW)
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Ndithi imali yam iphele phi? You say it's for the rent but you never stay with me. You say I'm too jealous I'm just asking why, why the story dey change, everytime you reply?
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Swangin' on Jip De Jager
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The deplatforming of R. Kelly by Spotify is real 1. If you play an R. Kelly song, nothing plays after it (no algorithm suggestions as per usual) 2. When you are voice dictating and google correctly writes the song as an R. Kelly song, the following word response will say "asking Spotify to play a random non requested song" 3. If you search a song, and R. Kelly's version is the most popular, the songs will appear in the right order first with R. Kelly at the top, then quickly rearrange @Spotify @Google phikani, nathyolwa
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NASA shared space images from Mars.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is not authentic NASA footage from Mars but a digital composite of rover surface images with an unrelated Earth star field. NASA has confirmed similar viral videos are fake. x.com/NASAMars/statu… youtube.com/watch?v=FRm_tS… petapixel.com/2025/08/22/no-…
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Student of the game, through and through
Drake performs “I Want It That Way” with the Backstreet Boys at his 40th birthday bash in NYC.
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My house is a definition, of alcohol and weed addiction, you got a different vision. You want to walk around naked in the kitchen without running into one of my niggas, that's not the way we living.
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thasaleni
Which artist has zero skips in their discography?
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