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Those who destroy their Manchester United jerseys and renounce their membership every time things go wrong clearly lack the vision to see beyond the present. Loyalty is easy when things are going well. Your character is revealed when they don't.
Any serious state govt should understand that fixing major roads within its metropolis is basic governance. Bad roads create avoidable traffic, forcing people to waste hours and burn expensive petrol while sitting in gridlock. It’s an unnecessary burden on PH city residents.
When politicians’ convoys have more sirens than the police patrol, you don’t need an economic report to know that something is fundamentally upside down in Nigeria. Even the sirens are working for the government, not the people.
Unlike Norway and Denmark, Nig does not currently operate a general system of govt grants to political parties to finance their campaigns. The question to ask now is where are the fundings for the political parties in Nig coming from.
Olopa started stuttering when he pulled me over on my way to the club Friday night. 🤣
But that’s a story for another day. Let me tell you about the cowry bracelet in my next tweet.
Going down on one knee to propose should probably be abolished in Africa. How do you expect someone to submit to a person they have already watched bow before them? Doesn't that reverse the traditional symbolism of respect and submission?
Besides the state budget, can you name at least one other bill that the Rivers State House of Assembly has passed into law within the last one year?
Arsenal is preparing for a big game against Liverpool over the weekend hence their weak run against Fleet.
Every WhatsApp fundraising group should have a deadline for donations.
How can we be in a group created for a burial in July, and in October, people are still donating while we’re reposting contributions from August?
At this point, I’ve forgotten why we are here.
God, thank you for keeping me standing, for the people who bless me and look out for me, for those who continue to trust me regardless, for the business opportunities, the grace, the visibility, and for keeping me out of trouble. I’ll never take any of it for granted. Grateful 🙏
The most dangerous people are those who know every single piece of shit your diarrhea mouth has said about them behind their back, yet still look you in the eye, smile, and act like they know nothing. Their silence should scare you more than a speeding bullet.
Some Manchester Utd fans are behaving like Nigerian politicians. Today, they're wearing the jersey with pride. Tomorrow, after a 4-1 defeat to Como, they're renouncing their allegiance. What's the difference between you and the people who jump from APC to PDP whenever convenient?
We jump ship in politics when our preferred party or candidate disappoints us. Now we do the same with football clubs. But there's something beautiful about supporting a club through decades of disappointment and still showing up every time.
A club's poor form should test your patience, not erase your identity as a supporter. Man U for life 💪💪
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