@ThomasMightSnap

lovable scamp. deeply unserious. your favorite tweeter’s favorite tweeter. views expressed are my own.

 Earth C-137
twitch.tv/mrsouloq
Joined December 2009
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First in my bloodline to see those words together
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLOct 19
Claressa Shields says she would be a “Christian porn star” if she wasn’t a professional boxer 🥊
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I thought you were in jail
Terry Rozier
@T_Rozzay311h
Son son got my whole swag on the court lmao thought the # was enough
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B LOU
@BLouu14h
Yall gotta be careful inviting people for Halloween parties this close to GTA 6 someone gon leave your party with a new PS5 😂😂
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Spaces is so funny cuz its a collection of THE most delusional ppl on this app. Its an incredible example of peak parasocial behavior 🤣
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These Laker hoops so far………..
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Brian@Boriginal____8h
Me when Angel Reese play.
Thomas
@ThomasMightSnap10h
That sports dopamine >>>
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They both on the same typa time so this kinda crazy to me lmfao
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncing13h
Charles Barkley: "Should we be standing this close to Shaq?... He's been hanging out with Kash Patel. That's dangerous." Ernie Johnson: "Oooh! Ooooh! Oh, I didn't know you were going there. But I should have known you would."
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I've been to many wizards games but now its actually going to be a fun thing to do instead of 3 hours of suffering lmao
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Onyix@tremiene11h
Angel Reese making sure no mothefucker on earth gone say she was carried to a ring lmfao
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Niyah 🎀
@niyahhxo712h
I told this ngga i feel roaches for him not butterflies, he gone say that's fine it's hard to get rid of roaches 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Paisa!✭
@liigles21h
I know y’all conditioner expense be lookin like a light bill
Piscean Princess 👑@ayahnaaragon18 Sep 2023
My +1💛🤎🧡
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Interesting choice for a DC crowd. Nigga way too MAGA 🤣
Alex Flum
@AlexFlumTV12h
Waka Flocka Flame performing at halftime of the Wizards home opener
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AJ Dybantsa
@AJ_Dybantsa9h
hope dc ready
Washington Wizards
@WashWizards11h
Won for one ✔️ #ForTheDistrict | @Ticketmaster
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He got kicked out of a Ken Paxton rally too 😂
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Tyrese Haliburton getting emotional in the postgame interview after his first game back. 23 PTS and 12 AST in a win.
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Zack@zrich41215h
A very polite “fuck that guy” from Burrow here. Got to respect it 😂😂😂
Charlie Clifford
@char_cliff16h
Joe Burrow said Bengals owner Mike Brown told him at the start of practice JD Vance would be attending Burrow on the vice presidential visit to Paycor Stadium:
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NBACentel
@TheNBACentel9h
ZION WILLIAMSON FOR THE TIE 🔥🔥🔥
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They only have clout with Russian bots and brown nosed retards. I cant wait til this era is over…
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman11h
Yikes: The Bengals are under heavy criticism online for IGNORING Vice President JD Vance as he tried to greet them. The large majority of the team did not shake his hand or even acknowledge Vance. Many Republicans are calling for the NFL to fine them.
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Get out bitch lmfao
House of Lowlights
@HouseLowlights11h
Atlanta Police BLOCKED Enes Kanter from entering tonight’s WNBA game.
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Devin better chill out...
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
@big_business_10h
Devin Booker and Ja Morant yapping at each other while the Suns down 0-17
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That sports dopamine >>>
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