@ThomasSWFL

Healthcare Data Analytics | Meme maker | Miami native | #PhinsUp | #DolphinsTwitter | Sarcasm enthusiast | Army Infantry Vet | ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | De Oppresso Liber

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Joined August 2010
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Move over Kid & Play.... Here comes No Kidding & PlayActionFake for @MiamiDolphins!
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To hell with work, let's do some early 2000s rock with @ChevelleInc & Breaking Benjamin. 🤘
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Breaking Benjamin
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Let's fucking goooo!! 🤘😎🤘 Thank you @grok for the solid wagering advice!
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Am so old, I hear the latest @McDonalds ad playing #ODB's "...bettah have my money..." and I'm like, "oh...oh no...you can't let that run...."
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C'mon man, Parker only needs a ½ yard for this parlay to cash!
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Cam Little is the Kicking Assassin!
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Wait....did Jax QB Lawrence just pull off the @TimTebow play, with that faux goalline rush before the pull-up TD lob?
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HORNS DOWN 😭
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First time #Florida had a QB making his first start on the road against a top-10 opponent and beating them, since 1996 (Jesse Palmer vs Auburn). Today was the largest blown lead at home vs an unranked opponent by #Texas since 1995. Them's the facts, kids. 🐊🐊🐊
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Go Gators! New QB making his 1st start looks good. #HornsDown 🐊🐊🐊
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.@Bengals @MiamiDolphins @Ollie_Gordon2 sure looks like a big sturdy fast RB to me...Keep feeding him. #BaldysBreakdowns
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Wait...did I just read Adam Gase could replace McDaniel as OC for the Chargers As a Dolphin Fan:
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Replying to @ThomasSWFL
I struggled not to type Justin
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Bills HC Joe Brady looks like a tool bag, with his gold rope chain. #Dbag
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Oh yea! #phinsup
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Bungles just giving us extra chances...
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Flash Gordon! ⚡️
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Special teams quarterly report card grade is in #PhinsUp
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...fucking Dolphins STs... #FireTabor
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Liam Coen when the Jags are on the 1 yard line
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