Full time satirist, Theatre Operator, Trivia Host @ Hammered Trivia, TV host NC Beat, occasional stand up comedian, activist/protestor etc! #TYTarmy.
Raleigh, NC
Joined April 2008
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Her: Let’s watch 47 Meters Down Uncaged tonight!
Me: yassssss!
Her: don’t wear it!
Me: don’t wear what?
Her: Don’t!
Me:
#SharkBait @47MDown – at Raleigh, NC
Our first date was @nottjmiller comedy show. So of course tonight we have to see him again at @ImprovRaleigh.
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Happy Friday Caniacs! In honor of my account hitting 1000+ followers.... IT'S TIME FOR A CANES GIVEAWAY
RT and Like this tweet for your chance to win a Brady Skjei signed puck!!! Winner will be drawn on Sunday before the game!
(Must be following me)
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Sunday giveaway!
RT for a chance to win a $100 gift card to both @HarrisTeeter and @PNCArena.
ALT Graphic promoting a RT to win contest for a $100 Harris Teeter gift card and $100 PNC Arena gift card
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RT FOR THE VIBES
ALT Photo of PNC Arena's exterior with the building lit in red and the playoff win tracker being filled in for the second win
Keep getting emails about being owed a $14 refund from @Nationwide. Is this legit? They want me to set up banking info for a “fast, free, convenient refund”. You know what’s faster and more convenient and won’t risk being scammed, credit it towards my next bill. Problem solved.
$2.50 to put a little air in my tire?
That’s some (puts on glasses) …
SERIOUS INFLATION 👀
No but for real. Late stage capitalism is awesome isn’t it?
Looking forward to seeing @nottjmiller perform in Raleigh tonight 9:15pm show. Not to brag, but one time he called me a “secret genius” during a set a few years ago. Never know what you’re gonna get with this guy. Also… on a first date tonight. So let’s get real weird with it.
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RT TO WIN ‼️
RT for a chance to win a limited edition Seth Jarvis NASCAR Day bobblehead!
ALT Graphic promoting a RT to win contest for a Seth Jarvis NASCAR bobblehead
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GIVEAWAY!
RT for a chance to win a puck autographed by Jarvy himself
#NHLAllStarVote Seth Jarvis
ALT Photo of a puck on the stairs of the exterior of PNC Arena with the PNC Arena logo in the background. There is also text on the bottom of the photo featuring the All-Star Fan Vote logo
Yall. @UploadOnPrime might be one of the greatest cast shows out there. All so good. As S1 was @zainabjohnson, and S2 Owen Daniels… S3 belongs to @allegra_edwards #nominateher #perfection want to watch her in everything. Hilarious and fabulous in every scene. #fuckmeheels 😂😅
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A sweet Halloween treat!
RT for a chance to win a $200 @HarrisTeeter gift card to stock up on candy or make your next tailgate 🍬
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Justice is coming… all over my face.
Wait. 👀.
Wait I meant to say was congrats to @cenkuygur on finally releasing this thing!
@TYT @TheYoungTurks
C’mon @cvspharmacy I scheduled a covid vaccine. Get here. Am told I can’t get the vaccine because your system isn’t set up yet for cash paying /Uninsured customer. You have it. I want to hand you cash. But you can’t do it. (I checked “no insurance” in app when I set appointment)
Waste of time. Plus I made sure to not schedule any gigs tomorrow as I know how my body reacts on day 2. So now your blunder is costing me even more. Get your app right. Get your systems updated. How the eff do you have a product you can’t sell to customers paying with cash?
Day 3: @NCDOT Chronicles. It’s 5:30am. I race up. Yes. I can be third in line! By the time I park and grab my chair and blanket from my car another person beat me to third. First person got here 4am. It’s 36 degrees (please read rest of tweets) @NC_Governor @maryannbaldwin
Hey @TonyofBedford , it might have taken 8 months. But there’s finally a story 😂 @WRAL
wral.com/story/walk-right-in…
