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“We’re the first, we’ll die fat, at a bar and say we won the Euros for Portugal” then he mimicked a drunk man, mind you he doesn’t even drink, such a funny man😂
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Every meme that Cristiano is been mocked for, he used in his retirement video 😭😂 even the crying video walking down the tunnel 😭😂
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ETERNAL ✨️
We saw the beginning and we saw the end. Thank you for making my childhood ❤️
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In Cristiano Ronaldo's international football retirement speech, these words hit the most
"Over these years, I learned some very simple things
"Goals come and go, trophies end up in museums, records are eventually broken, but there is something that time can never erase
"The place I hold in people's hearts
"If I ever made you happy, if one of my goals ever made you hug someone, forget a worry, or feel proud of our country, then it was all worth it"
So, look at yourself as you read those words and tell me if those things didn't happen to you
GOAT 🐐
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Maybe your own small sef, Cristiano Ronaldo goal celebration once woke a child from a three months coma
David Pawlaczyc, a Polish kid woke up from a three month coma after hearing the call of one of Ronaldo's goals against Sweden during the World Cup Qualifying playoff in 2013.
Pawlaczky was involved in a horrific accident where a car crashed into him while he was on his bike
David's parents were told that sound therapy was the only hope of him waking
Since he is a Ronaldo fan, they put Real Madrid and Portugal matches on and somehow the sounds of the match caused him to wake up from his coma on November 19, 2013
You think this kid will allow anybody to disrespect CR7?
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They asked Karim Benzema who is the greatest front three in football history
They mentioned every name you can think of
Benzema said
Gareth Bale
Karim Benzema
Cristiano Ronaldo
BBC is the greatest
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He scored 101 goals in 3 years at juventus if that's not delivering then what the hell is?






































