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sometimes you’re the hammer, sometimes you’re the nail

Wisconsin, USA
Joined January 2014
Done deal.
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They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese
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We’re looking at a top 5 Twitter day of all time people
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They're saying the Republicans are tanking for Jeremiah Smith
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instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote
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more like gaylight savings
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Someone come get Vogelbach 😂😂
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Told my wife we could have another kid if the crew win the WS
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Close it out
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"And it's ANOTHER letter from Uke"
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It was always us. Let's go crew.
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We're going to the World Series.
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Always knew
Listen, JJ McCarthy will be a D-F Tier NFL QB. The idea that NFL teams are thinking of drafting a college game manager in the top 10 is wild to me. I'm an absolute hater. There's nothing special about him.
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How can you not be romantic about baseball
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Haven't done a wedding in a while
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Tough watch with a 3 year old in your ear cheering for "the pink polka dot team"
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I may be biased, but 2013 by far had the best pop songs in a single year.
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