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Like dirt, Know your roots to the ground.

Walking with Elephants
Joined July 2010
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Whatever a woman does to you, do it to them too & watch their reaction.
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World Bank is scared of the odious debt discussion. With regime changes world over, they are trying to get ahead of the narrative to ensure they give Kenyans a new target ( the corrupt leaders) so that they are exonorated and Kenya still pays their odious debt.
World bank snitching on everything (that they’ve known for a while) right now means something…
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I have not made my death wish, but if this is this accurate,the 7th day will find me in Mulanda-Ayago, my preferred burial ground. Mr president @KagutaMuseveni @UG_Parliament @ObothOboth @Thomas_Tayebwa
I hear Ofwono Opondo has a death wish. I'm giving him exactly 7 days to apologize on his knees to me.
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Hundreds of Kenyans were rescued from scam centers in Southeast Asia in 2026. These sanctions target the criminal organizations trafficking Kenyans and others abroad into forced labor in online scam centers.
Scam centers rely on trafficked laborers to fuel their criminal operations. Today’s sanctions build on 200+ prior designations-- advancing justice for all victims, including defrauded Americans.
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A legend among legends. Today marks the 40 years since Sir Alex Ferguson began his glorious association with Manchester United ❤️
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.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
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Notable moderate #earthquake M 5.1 LAKE VICTORIA REGION, TANZANIA. Based on historical data, East Africa has experienced some major tremors (M6.9-7.2) in the past. Last time was M7.0 in 2006 in Mozambique. Last time in Tanzania was 1910 (M6.9) and 1919 (M 7.0).
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There are only 2 options, both terrifying for wananchi: - NIS/DCI abducted a lawyer and refuses to release him. - NIS/DCI is unable to catch a group of highly equipped thieves abducting a lawyer in the middle of Kilimani, 5 days on. And we can be concerned for security in Nairobi
Wakili, what evidence do you have that NIS was involved? Can the court really compel someone to produce something they don't have? If truly Wakili Abshir was arrested and held at a gazetted police station, then you can ask the right questions. Who arrested them? Under whose authority? Where were they booked? Who authorised their detention? What do the official custody records show? Its the ATPU and DCI to provide answers not NIS. We cannot drag NIS into something they know nothing about. Accountability must be based on evidence, not political convenience.
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As an American constitutional lawyer, I have personally litigated cases defending the rights to free expression and due process. These are fundamental principles of human liberty. For that reason, I am closely following the outcome of Tundu Lissu’s trial proceedings, and the broader implications for the rule of law.
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Several people, including Kariobangi Sharks players Eustas Chesara and Patillah Omoto, were arrested by police earlier this morning in connection with the assault of referee John Sulwe during the club's playoff second-leg clash against Mombasa United. The two players were picked up while attending the team's training session. Football Kenya Federation is understood to have initiated the process leading to the arrests.
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Apparently prostate test is now done via a blood test. Yani ikifika turn yetu mnabadilisha goal post.
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Last night sisi watu wa moyale Kenya atukupata usingizi. Weeh hii war nikama haitaisha anytime soon na Risasi inatoka iyo side inamaliza watu side ya Kenya 💔
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Sifuna on the Pedestal!
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Como equal the biggest win in Champions League history 😱 #UCL
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As of late... 😏
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Look! Look at how they massacred my boy
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ROMA COMMS. 6PM. BE THERE. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
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So, Nigerian MAGA, how una dey?
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𝐔𝐏 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 Another trip to Central Kenya. Embu County will be our good hosts this Saturday as we play 3K FC away at Moi Stadium in Embu . The match will kick off at 4.15pm #𝟑𝐊𝐅𝐂𝐕𝐬𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 | #𝐓𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 @betikaKe #𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫
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