Tiffiny Li (Tiff)

Always book a table for 3. You, your guest and their phone.

Is it a pigeon or is it rain?

Feeling good. Exercising on the StairMaster: Stand & Wait Escalator Model

Morgan Freeman should always give out the last award. #oscars

Who said the Oscars weren’t diverse? We got droids, minions and toys presenting. #OscarsSoWhite

If The Room wins, I hope it inspires zoo born baby pandas to harrowingly escape The Enclosure. #oscars

Missing Pop-Up Video sound FX #oscars #education

Shiny stage. Surprising that the actors don't get lost in their reflections. #oscars

Count on Kanye to always go for big: ego, butts & debt

Feeding my social channels like I’ve been feeding my pet newt at age 5. Infrequently & not nearly enough. Where are my social media parents?

My parents are a different kind of snowbird, they migrate toward cruise ships. #winter

North Korea testing H-bombs. Now everybody is dropping F-bombs.

Finally saw Star Wars. Now I can freely roam the internet and go where no man has gone before… wait. #starwars #movies

The Martian is a just one big ad placement for duct tape. #DIY #movies

Shortbread. Short on bread. Tall on butter. Wide on hips.

Creepery is the best form of flattery.

You should tweet that.

My brain is pink udon.

No wonder so many comedians are depressed. Everyone laughs at them.

Just hold on… the photos on my iPhone are developing.

Heart of Ice & Elektra. I have won #Blackfriday #Batman @MondoNews