Tilda WDW

Before FastPass+, we sacrificed a male emu to get to the front of the line. Millennials have no work ethic.

Real ones see The Black Cauldron reference.

I appreciate that Skyler Astin likes to abuse himself like this. Pillion 2 coming to Disney+?

This will be forever known as the Names Panel. My name, for those who don’t know, is Katherine Matilda Cruella Ride Maybe Piston AdventureWorld Antonio Fiesta Villains Land Swinton LVII.

I materialized from 10,248 years of slumber just to learn that the curse I placed on my ex-lover, The Yeti, is being lifted solely because Josh D’Amaro had nothing new to announce.

Over the course of 15 years of #DisTwitter I have seen so many wonderful people pass away. May Bret, Ian, and the others—too many to name—ride on an omnimover of love and an eternal roller coaster type ride in the light. RIP @Schmoofy.

Meet me in World Test Track, Johanna.

Straight privilege is being excited for a Disney Park in the UAE.

Helios weeps at this level of “low res thinking.” 🤦‍♂️

Disney+ Day has supplanted Þorrablot as my favorite holiday.

I will host an open comment session on this topic on Saturn’s southernmost pole on May 14, 2781. I’ll see you then, Professor.

Some people say the Magic Kingdom needs more alcohol. I say it needs more uncured yak meat.

It’s the simple things: a bar of chocolate, a spring sunrise in the Highlands, the bloodcurdling sounds of an American family imploding when Cosmic Rewind breaks down at precisely their return time. Savor life’s joys.

Not one of these “agents” was able to successfully negotiate the terms of The Headless Horseman surrender to me on the Liberty Square bridge at midnight on the penultimate night of The Festival of the Crows. I know what I’m worth — and I won’t settle for less. Keep these rubes.

You can. The inter-dimensional portal was accidentally brought into existence whilst Orlando Bloom and I made love on Pirates of the Caribbean. The spirit of Bernard Hill observed and enjoyed a tankard of mulled horse potion. Thou must find the portal, my love!

Either Avar Khanate, for the neon borscht, or Schleswig, where the suckling pig has not an apple in its mouth, but a silent and ceaseless scream of cosmic ecstasy.

It’s not a coincidence that Disney released Genie+ and then I made a movie about a genie. Ask yourself this: What “coincidences” in your life might really just be me lurking, watching you … watching you eternally?

The last time the Cubs won the World Series I was 8764 years old.

In the nether-realm of Guhrlstahl Krindlelök, Lord of the Frog wraiths. I weep for your doomed soul. We shall honor you at Dawa Bar tonight! xitter.gq/mrbrianorl/status/7787…

when your ride vehicle breaks down right in front of the animatronic you shared a wild carnal summer with back in 1972 #awkward

I am the evolutionary link between pizza and flatbread.