Engineer, coder, founder and investor. Built a £350m company; now building Luumo Factory. Writing Can’t Be Fired. Hates meetings.
London, UK
Joined March 2011
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I got so angry about the new Founder's Relief in yesterday's budget that I did a full write-up: Founder's Relief is a pointless lottery that no one wants to play cantbefired.substack.com/p/f…
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Today we're launching Dollars 💰
Most AI startups spend so much time and effort building an AI product with negative gross margins. We skipped straight to the end.
We sell US dollar bills for $0.80.
TAM: $1T+ in circulation. We’re going after all of it.
Let’s scale to the moon together.
dollars for less dot com
Tim Creswick retweeted
HMRC's new customer system will cost somewhere between £1.7bn and £4.4bn. Give or take £2.7bn. Bold to buy software like it's 2015.
The entire sovereign AI fund is £640m.
I think telling someone they have a hobby beard might be my new favourite insult. Thanks @jordanklepper
✅ Displays clear dominance
✅ Instills shame
✅ Embraces chaos
All my posts are written by hand. They're better that way, but the temptation to us AI is very real.
Got so annoyed about the Chancellor's budget that I had to write an article just to calm down. Feeling slightly better now. linkedin.com/pulse/founders-…
The weird thing about the insane pace of AI, is that if you've been sat on the sidelines for the last 2 years, you probably only need 1-3 months to play catch-up. There's loads of twists and turns that many of us have been through - if you're starting now, you can just "skip intro"
🤖 Made with AI
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the moat is a founder with childhood trauma and a constant, debilitating fear of not achieving their potential.
Had a lot of fun writing this one. Hope you enjoy it:
AI can't help you if you spend your day talking to colleagues cantbefired.substack.com/p/a…
Tim Creswick retweeted
I told Claude to make a video about what it's like to be European
One day later...
