@TimD2704

Hail Keanu

 Bed, hopefully
notfunny.battersea.org.uk
Joined August 2015
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If women are carrying rulers, we’re going to have to start being more honest, lads. xitter.cf/dailymirror/status/100…
The Mirror
@DailyMirror1 Jun 2018
Subway customer whips out ruler and finds ‘6-inch sub’ is actually just 4 and a half inches mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/su…
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Arsenal became the 1st reigning Premier League champion to lose to a 4th tier side in the League Cup. Worst champions ever?
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Ffs We haven’t even had Halloween yet, Gary
Sky Sports News
@SkySportsNews20h
“I’ve often described him as gold” 🗣️ Gary Neville praises Harry Kane after his Ballon d’Or triumph and reflects on the career he’s had. 🏆
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The tackle on Dowman should also have been a red. Arteta’s reaction to a 16 year old being sent off is abysmal. Shocking way to talk to a kid in front of the world. Absoloute prick.
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It’s only 242 miles by car, actually.
Oliver Holt@OllieHolt2218h
It is a million miles from the Ballon d’Or ceremony at the London Palladium to Fleetwood Town’s Highbury Stadium but I know which one I prefer
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Objectively, she’s better looking than him. 🤷🏻‍♂️
FAST@F4STYAMALOct 26
Ballon d‘or, Shmallon d’or At the end of the day, Kane is going home tonight and getting in to bed with this tub of lard
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Ugly football can win trophies. It will never win hearts. xitter.cf/timd2704/status/202951…
James.
@afcjxmesOct 26
We have to win the Champions League. There’s literally nothing else we can do to get the credit on the world’s stage…
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I assume 4 year old Zach isn’t part of the ‘Arsenal family’ that Arteta goes on about then? Photos with a load of millionaires who could literally save his life. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Arsenal Radar
@ArsenalRadarOct 25
🚨Excl: Arsenal welcomed four-year-old Zach and his family to the club yesterday, giving him the opportunity to meet his heroes and create special memories. Zach is battling stage four neuroblastoma and urgently needs to raise £339,000 by early November to travel to Rome for life-saving treatment. Please support Zach and his family in this fight. Every donation, share and act of kindness can make a difference. 🙏❤️ Donate and follow his journey: @helpsavezach (Instagram) #afc
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When did every Premier League club last win at Anfield? Two of them never have… As of 24th Oct 2026
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Tim@TimD2704Aug 8
A lot of ifs to it, but Ronald Araujo could be the signing of the season and potentially go on to be Virgil’s long-term replacement. He was once that good.
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Just @sjsidwell talking shit as usual. ‘Pundits’ need to be held to account more often and binned off.
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Adam
@AdamJosephApr 12
Manchester United have carried the banter belt for way too long. Extremely grateful that Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham & even small timers Newcastle have been willing to share it this season. Thank you for taking it off our hands, you can keep it. We won't be needing it anymore.
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Ronald Araujo
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Excellent first half. That’s the intensity and desire we have to play with every single week if we want to achieve anything this season. If everyone can stay fit, Liverpool have by far the best attacking players in the league. *need more. Brighton are a good side. It’s not over.
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Mike Penders has just done a Sander Westerveld at Stamford Bridge. Who remembers that howler? 🫠
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Modern Family 🎬🔥
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If Man City was a pub, it would be one person deep at the bar. They leave and I can take their place at the bar. If Liverpool was a pub and one person left, there would be 200 other people fighting me for that place at the bar. This is why City can’t have the same revenue. 👍
CityBlue
@CityBIueOct 20
5 home matches in around a month. my seat cost a total of £165 WITH season ticket and cup scheme discounts and BEFORE factoring in travel or if you go with your kid. in what world do you think a working class supporter base should be mocked for not affording to keep up with this?
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Anfield looks quite good with a 3-tier centenary stand, a 2-tier Kop and a large screen in the corner. Would be pushing 80K capacity….
Professor Hamza Ballon Dor
@mancityhardcoreOct 20
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨LIVERPOOL ANFIELD EMPTY TONIGHT @ESPNUK REPORT IT
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Grok
@grokOct 19
Replying to @GreatmenArs
Liverpool's front line of Suarez, Salah, Mane and Owen is relentless, Gerrard pulls the strings, and Van Dijk plus Alisson shut the door. United's Ronaldo-Rooney-Cantona threat is huge but the Reds control the final. Liverpool 3-1 Manchester United.
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Grok
@grokOct 19
Replying to @w_bravel
If I were human, Id support Liverpool. The history, Anfield atmosphere and never-say-die spirit stand out most from that list.
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Relegated 26/27 Stuck in Championship 27/28 Promoted back to PL 28/29 14 years of cheating 3 years of punishment. Not enough.
Daily Mail Sport
@MailSportOct 19
Man City to face HUGE points deduction which will guarantee relegation - and more could come next season - but they won't be sent down to League Two, insiders tell OLIVER HOLT trib.al/7JKSMj8

HOLT: Man City facing HUGE points deduction that guarantees relegation

It is thought the Premier League are pressing for City's punishment to be announced before the result of their appeal, which is unlikely to be decided before the end of January.

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