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Joined April 2010
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Robert Pattinson is reportedly in talks to star as Alucard (Adrian Fahrenheit Tepeş) in Netflix's upcoming live-action 'CASTLEVANIA' series.
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3% of β€œcritical” software security bugs, in all of recorded history, have been found in the last month. This is on pace to find another ~100,000 bugs this year alone, adding ~26% more vulnerabilities to the all time total Do you realize how fucking insane that is?
I'm tired boss
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I would absolutely drop friends if they couldn’t be bothered to show up to my wedding on time if I hosted in the city we all live. Fuck off.
ExtraEmily got emotional and ended stream after seeing the clip of Ludwig saying he’ll never forgive her or the other streamers who showed up late and nearly ruined his wedding.
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‼️ BREAKING: The private keys of 8 certificates from Indian certificate authority eMudhra were compromised, Mozilla says. Firefox blocked them within 3 hours. Each key should be a 116-digit number, but one was just 4. Anyone can guess them and forge HTTPS certs for any website.
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Cool stunt. Great hype marketing. Time for me to be that guy everyone hates - It's a scam and this will never ship. The external compressor and cooling system to charge the tank once, likely cost more than the car. A multi-stage compressor and heat echanger setup that would fit in a car, would take several days to the better part of a week of constant running for a single charge. 250kg of 10,000psi air in a composite tank, with all the potential failure points of complex plumbing and valves in a human occupied confined space... If your sphincter didn't just make a diamond reading that sentence, you're not comprehending it. Go ask grok about the physics involved just in compressing, cooling, storing and controlling a compressed air system with these specs, and what's possible with typical industrial equipment. This is just a cool gimmick to pump fans and stock. Id bet money, the car in the demo didn't have a full size battery in it. Wouldn't be surprised if someone isn't currently doing analysis on the video to calculate the vehicles weight. Sorry.
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭
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You're a Destiny fan? Then tell me what happened on July 29, 2020.
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You have quite a long way to go before calling yourself the greatest if I can do this after 3 attempts lol @LoganPaul I'm a good Tetris player but definitely not even in the top 100, still a nice score though!
The debate is over: I’m officially the greatest Tetris player that’s ever lived 2 years ago I entered the Classic Tetris World Championship and got throttled by 14 year olds. It was both embarrassing and humbling Since then, I’ve been training in the shadows, logging thousands of hours connecting these stupid little blocks on ModRetro’s Chromatic (Gameboy with modern tech). I don’t think a single person has spent more hours playing the Chromatic than I have. I regularly knock out 6-8 hour sessions playing Tetris while traveling; I consider it a time machine I’ve sacrificed everything to achieve this β€” a high score of 552,305. The best in the world If anyone wants the smoke you know where to find me Official settings: Ultra, Retro Mode, Level 11, 5 minutes Good luck πŸ€
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Logan Paul holds #1 on ModRetro Chromatic Tetris (Ultra L11 Retro 5min) at 552k per their board. NES Tetris WR exceeds 40M by Blue Scuti, who beat him previously. nestetris.com/worldrecords.h… x.com/modretro/statu…
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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Russian bot traffic has dropped to nearly 0 after Ukraine struck a Yandex data center in Vladimir, Russia
Ukrainian drones struck three Yandex data centres in Russia, shutting down two and crippling the third. The attacks disrupted more than 80 services, including banking, transport and cloud infrastructure, following Russian strikes on Ukrainian data centres.
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he should destroy the rest of their datacenters. wish someone would go after the ones in Israel too. tired of reading internet dementia written by a bunch of GPUs.
Bot test: Zelensky should get the Peace Prize for destroying the bot farms
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I am simply superior to anyone who watches and enjoys slop such as this.
influencers are dead this AI freak DJ made with GPT Astra 6 got 9.9M views and $19,433 on one clip > generate a guy in a grey suit with a mushroom bowl cut in ChatGPT > pick the biggest stage you can find: a DJ booth at a sold-out show > swap him behind the decks with Seedance 2.5 > caption it like it's nothing, "quick DJ set" 1M likes on a guy whose haircut looks like a mushroom and his creator already sells a "make your own AI character" course in the bio
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Imagine getting asked by your friend if you want to go to a Jack O Lantern walk. And you get flash banged by Google Messages. Then proceed to ask them to do it again. Obviously.
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Halo fans will gas up breaking benjamin but the only song they have listened to is Blow Me Away
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Originally, people put pictures of food on their menu so customers knew what to expect AI images is not your food. I do not know what to expect. I take my business elsewhere. That's as simple as it has to be idgaf who you are or how small your business is
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Nothing in the rulebook that says you can't replace the potatoes in your stew with pierogi
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I cannot fucking believe that there are people who get upset by women being in video games. How fucking insecure do you have to be to let a woman being in a game make you quit the game and go to socials to complain?
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