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I do all of my own stunts.

Raleigh, NC
Joined November 2011
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CONTEST!!! Name our new mascot! Repost this… instagram.com/p/Bjs6P3WAY6z/…
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Happy 31st Birthday, Spongebob.
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The US Constitution grants freedom of speech in its First Amendment, but does not protect you from ridicule for being wrong.
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All the time.
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.@mulaney explains this whole Trump presidency. #LSSC
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#ThursdayThoughts by @BassPlayerNow - True Love.
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Spargelzeit (white asparagus) season starts tonight!!
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Atlantic and Pacific herrings communicate by farting at each other.
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The most common age worldwide is 0 years old, followed by 1, 2, 3, 4, and...26.
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In Finnish, the word "kalsarikännit" describes the feeling of getting drunk at home, alone in your underwear—with no intention of going out.
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Lets Go Pack!
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Tiny mites are having sex in your eyelashes.
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Arby's paid $44,000 for Pharrell's hat on eBay.
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Congratulations to 3 Wolfpack Football alumni -- Super Bowl XLVIII Champions
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The Beatles would refuse to play at American concerts where audiences were segregated and wrote that into their contracts.
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Tattoo parlor in the 1920's
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At least Richard Sherman plays in the NFL. I've seen dudes yell like that about football and they work at Best Buy.
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The lowest note in the known universe is caused by the rumbling of a black hole in the Perseus galaxy - 57 octaves below middle C
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With Cam Newton's playoff loss... TIM TEBOW is the only Heisman-winning QB to win a playoff game in the last 26 seasons.
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