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Tim Sheppard

@TimSheps

Christian, former doctor, now teaches the Bible full time. A tiny bit eccentric... All views my own.

 London, UK
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Joined February 2011
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I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day And in despair I bowed my head; "There is no peace on earth," I said;     "For hate is strong,     And mocks the song Of peace on earth, good-will to men!" Then pealed the bells more loud and deep: "God is not dead, nor doth He sleep;     The Wrong shall fail,     The Right prevail, With peace on earth, good-will to men. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow poets.org/poem/christmas-bel…
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So who knew this? (From r/BeAmazed)
An image of all the UK coins (£1, 10p, 2p, 1p, 50p, 5p, 20p) put together showing that together they make an image of a shield

ALT An image of all the UK coins (£1, 10p, 2p, 1p, 50p, 5p, 20p) put together showing that together they make an image of a shield

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Pepe Meme
@pepe_fgm31 Jul 2023
A bottle falls from a shelf, pops its top, then gets propelled back into the plastic wrapper it came from
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Same tbh
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Robin Ham@rhamage19 Sep 2022
// C R O W N S O F F Stunning to think Her Majesty chose to end her funeral with Wesley’s beloved lyrics: "Changed from glory into glory, till in heav’n we take our place, till we cast our *crowns* before thee, lost in wonder, love and praise." What perspective!
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Tim Farron
@timfarron9 Sep 2022
It was honour to be called to speak in the House of Commons to give a tribute to Her Majesty the Queen. I reflected on the incredible impact she had on so many of our lives, her selfless service to our country, her love of Cumbria and her faith in Jesus Christ.
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Microsoft Excel is used by 99.99% of the world’s businesses, and most people still don't know how to use it. Here are 10 basics everyone should know:
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renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something
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Jake Kanter@Jake_Kanter3 Jun 2022
On a weekend of Queen anecdotes, this won't be matched. Just lovely.
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"Backsliding begins with dusty Bibles." — Charles Spurgeon
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Yes, we've finally made a way for you to understand what your dog is saying. No, we don't promise it will be the most thrilling of conversations.
This is the innocent dog translator. There's two lines in this chart. The first one is dog speak and the second is good old human English. The first one is woof and it means "I love you and I want to go for a walk." The second woof means "I love you and I want food." The third woof translates to "I love you and I want any form of attention from you all the time." The 4th woof is translated to "I love you and here's the best stick." The 5th woof is I love you but where did you throw that thing... oh you tricked me again. The 6th woof is squirrel. The 7th woof is a big woof. It's all in caps. It's translated to YOU DON'T LIVE HERE STRANGER. The next woof is a big woof followed by a little woof. It's translated to You do not live here... oh sorry, didn't recognise you for a second. The next one is a meow. Which is translated as "I am not a dog and you must earn my love." The last one is two giant woofs and obviously translates to "TWO SQUIRRELS". All in caps of course.

ALT This is the innocent dog translator. There's two lines in this chart. The first one is dog speak and the second is good old human English. The first one is woof and it means "I love you and I want to go for a walk." The second woof means "I love you and I want food." The third woof translates to "I love you and I want any form of attention from you all the time." The 4th woof is translated to "I love you and here's the best stick." The 5th woof is I love you but where did you throw that thing... oh you tricked me again. The 6th woof is squirrel. The 7th woof is a big woof. It's all in caps. It's translated to YOU DON'T LIVE HERE STRANGER. The next woof is a big woof followed by a little woof. It's translated to You do not live here... oh sorry, didn't recognise you for a second. The next one is a meow. Which is translated as "I am not a dog and you must earn my love." The last one is two giant woofs and obviously translates to "TWO SQUIRRELS". All in caps of course.

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J.C. Ryle
@jcryle5 Mar 2022
Do nothing you would not like God to see. Say nothing you would not like God to hear. -@JCRyle
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Luc Benyon@HanburySt4 Mar 2022
Who wore it best?
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NYT: No, we did not make Wordle harder. We promise. Also NYT: Today’s Wordle is KHYBX — which everyone knows is a popular 11th century Latin delicacy derived from quicksand extract. Duh.
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GlennyRodge@GlennyRodge18 Jan 2022
How long do ear worms last? I heard it was 7 hours and 15 days
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Shawshank Redemption. Keep Morgan Freeman.
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Thomas Delp@ThomasDelp10 Dec 2021
Shelbys father, Officer Richard Houston, was murdered last week in Texas. I don’t know if I’ve ever witnessed such a powerful display of God’s mercy & grace. The next time our lost neighbor, co-worker, or family member aggravates us...remember the words of this grieving daughter. – at King, NC
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@cluedont5 Dec 2021
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Dan Walker
@mrdanwalker27 Nov 2021
I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Gary Speed’s death. I hope this helps someone…
Dan Walker remembers Gary Speed 10 years after his death

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Dan Walker remembers Gary Speed 10 years after his death

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