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Former sports reporter who sold out and went corporate. You come at the king, you best not miss.

Columbus, Ohio
Joined March 2011
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Knowing you bought John Mateer stock in July
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🎸 @blink182's @tomdelonge in attendance tonight as Petco Park sings "All The Small Things" during Game 3 🎶
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THE TRIPLE CROWN 👑 ✅
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The Cantlay-Schauffele squad in the year 2026
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Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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Man.
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I made my 1st bet of college football season and it may be my strongest play of the year. Rutgers -29.5 to beat umass by 40 plus
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Could this day get any worse
In other news…. The Browns are back on the practice field 🔥🔥🔥
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Almost Heaven. 🇺🇸
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FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1
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Rory McIlroy hitting from the Windows XP default wallpaper
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Best thing I've seen all week. Harry Higgs talking about what golf has been teaching him and how, after all these years, he's still learning what it takes to be great.
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Gary Woodland (right) bombs one past Scheffler and Burns on 14 at Shinnecock. Pointed a rangefinder their way and just pulled out his phone to call them.
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"I thought the boys were magnificent today. It's a huge three points for us."
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I for one am shocked that Phil made a bad bet
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The state of The Discourse, circa 2026
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What a moment ❤️
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