That guy who signs checks.
SLC, UT
Joined October 2011
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When you get to hang out this close to Eddie Vedder and Post Malone in Nashville and no one believes it.,🤣🤷♂️
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I hate NBA Halloween what do you mean you went as Manu Ginobili and the bat he swatted out of the air
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The Inside The NBA crew reacts to Ernie Johnson announcing this will be his last season on the show ❤️
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Ernie Johnson asked LaMelo Ball if he changes diapers:
“Nah, my girl do all that…I definitely did it before it’s just not my job you know what I’m saying?”
(H/t @SnapshotKyle)
Love Jazz nation overreactions. It’s 1 game. Did you really think this team was going to come out and play well? 🤣🤣🤣
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Will Hardy on bringing Jusuf Nurkić back: I think Nurk's one of the better screeners in the NBA. When you have some young guards, I think having it be like a young quarterback having a really good offensive line, it gives them a little bit more leeway in the pick-and-roll.
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Home shopping TV is the only place where "it's incredibly strong" means "watch it break in 3 seconds."
The ladder that's "very safe, durable and lightweight"? Snaps in half with the guy standing on it. "Oh god, Harold, are you okay?"
The "leakproof" silicone bag with the "perfect seal right out of the box"? He flips it upside down and dumps the whole thing on the counter.
The airbed that's "40% more puncture resistant"? She steps on it in heels. POP.
The glass plate that's "so durable, watch this"? Shattered on contact. "Okay… not that one."
And then the practice katana. He whacks it on the table to show you how tough it is, the blade snaps, and the tip comes right back and gets him in the gut:
"Folks, right now we may need emergency surgery in the studio."
Nearly four minutes of live TV confidence meeting reality, and every single one of them was still trying to close the sale.
Which one got you? The sword, the duster ripping the frame off the wall, or the tricycle with "no brakes"?
Watch Now!
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Norm Macdonald was Conan’s favorite guest. So here is the greatest joke in late night
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A fan just KICKED the ball back in play at the Presidents Cup. 🤯
📺 Presidents Cup on NBC & Peacock
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Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt drops a chilling warning on AI's future
"Within 5 years, AI could handle infinite context, chain-of-thought reasoning for 1000-step solutions, and millions of agents working together.
Eventually, they'll develop their own language... and we won't understand what they're doing."
His final words: "Pull the plug."
This is the man who ran Google talking about the singularity.
Celebrating the greatest day in @utahjazz history. 17 years ago today, the franchise got better.
