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I stream on Twitch. Expect tasteless jokes, swearing, and "light" drinking. I'll be damned if my crew isn't having a good time. https://xitter.gq/t.co/faETRt0RSk

3 Sheets to the Wind
Joined May 2015
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My first resolution in Congress will be to call for the expulsion of the Republican members of Congress who incited this domestic terror attack on the Capitol.
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The weather outside is frightful But impeachment is so delightful And since he used quid pro quo He’s got to go, got to go, got to go! #ImpeachmentEve
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Now that the truth is out...
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Its officially my bday! Let's celebrate the big 3-0 together!! @twitchman68 @TwitchSharer @Wildcard_GG @TwitchReTweets #stackthedeck #streamersconnected Twitch.tv/Kaitality
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Thanks to everyone who dropped by the @TeamFundeavour podcast today while we talked about TwitchCon. Great times with some awesome folks! @iamLeyland @Tim_the_Captain
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