Depressing Thoughts

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God damn man….just look around, the world doesn’t need me to help it be depressed.

You will either die young and leave your loved ones in a state of terrible grief, or you will live into old age and be forced to watch everyone you care about slowly die off.

Nothing you do, or say, or create will make the slightest difference in the world. Eventually the sun will expand and incinerate this planet, eradicating any trace of our pathetic little civilization ever having existed.

There are no happy endings. Ever. The brief moments where you allow hope to creep in only makes the ultimate disappointment even more painful.

Every single second of your existence that passes is the youngest you will ever be. Life has a 100% mortality rate.

Unfortunately, I woke up again.

If at first you don’t succeed, try try again. Then, give up, because failure is inevitable.

Good News: you survived another day. Bad News: you survived another day.

Everyone has something to offer the world. For instance, you and your horrible life make everyone else feel great about theirs.

Maybe being born was a bad idea.

Nothing is more embarrassing than being alive.

I’m worried climate change isn’t happening fast enough for me to die young.

CAREER ADVICE: Pick whatever will rot your soul the slowest, then do it until you die.

Today is a new day! The new day also sucks.

We’re still fucked, but we’re definitely much less fucked, so there’s that.

No matter how bad it seems, it could always be worse. And, hey, it will be.

Yeah, things are horrible, but so is everything else.