Hello! This is the official account for the entire TBD! Made and mostly managed by Coffee Candy Cookie!
Time Balance Department
Joined September 2025
- Tweets55
- Following7
- Followers27
- Likes185
Pinned Tweet
Hello all! This is the brand-new Time Balance Department official account! Our director trusted me, Coffee Candy Cookie, with making this account, so I hope I did well!
I will try to make a thread of information on this account below this post!
Time Balance Department Official retweeted
Apologies for the prolonged absence, I lost track of time! Literally! It's taking a lot out of all of the TBD trying to find it!
Time Balance Department Official retweeted
Doesn't matter what you mean! This relationship still maintains an imbalance of power, and I will not acknowledge it as a friendship until that imbalance is in my favor!
(I must say I've considered it though...)
Time Balance Department Official retweeted
How intriguing! Might I have the honor of knowing who I'm speaking to?
Time Balance Department Official retweeted
Millennial Tree Cookie, of all cookies, should know that a blacklist cannot stop me! There are over seven billion ways this theoretical party could end, and all of the best ones are the ones in which I attend!
I don't think I've ever seen Baguette Cookie outside of work... Though I'd love to! ☕🍬
I can't say I've sought her out, though I wouldn't mind the company... 🥖📗
3
82
// Out of character messages will be marked like this!
Other information: I'm hoping that I might be able to get other people to moderate this account with me, DM if interested!
59
Our Director has also made us a strawpage! Make sure to know which department (or specific cookie within a department) you'd like to ask! General questions can be sent to The Director!
timekeeps.straw.page
1
20
I... I see... Well, you are The Director, I suppose... You would know better than I would...
🥖📗
