have this really cool bagel place that i live really close too but i hate going there because i feel like my introversion/anxiety comes off as douchiness whenever i attempt to order something
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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Matt Johnson: *walks up to random pedestrian* excuse me sir do you know where I can buy salamanders in bulk?
Pedestrian: *confused chuckle* what a strange question asked by a strange fellow!
Nathan Fielder’s new scheme to get people to buy memberships to a local failing gym:
Gained back the follower count I lost for posting bad jokes #winning
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been fakemon maxxing today
touched up some old concepts from 2018
i remembered i made a corn husk fakemon a while ago but unfortunately, like a lot of my stuff, it became Lost Medias, so i tried to remake it
Like he even had a bit where he would go to local jewelers saying "theres no sticking this in my mouth and getting out of here, is there?" Loved the guys stuff but that fixation was a little weird for me


























