𝑊𝑟𝑒𝑛 𝐶𝘩𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑠

𝑇𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑇𝑜𝑐𝑘, 𝐺𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘… 𝐴 𝑅𝑊𝐵𝑌 𝑂𝐶 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 #LadyOfGlaciers. 𝐼𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑤.

We are not cursing the kids, too. [Gives the eyeball a squeeze. Nicks it slightly with a nail.] And there we go.

//There are only five people that you could use to hurt Wren. Her reincarnated generals and her wife. Hurt any of them and you have an angry time lady,

Fine. Give me the eyeball.

Absolutely not??? One curse is good, I get to spend forever with my wife. We may not be so lucky with the second curse?

//Wren stealing Aspen from her wife is still funny.

…-We’re already both cursed by the gods for our hubris????

//NO!

TO WORK ON UNDOING THE CURSE???

I’M YOUR WIFE????

WE DONT TAKE THE GOLD EYEBALL FROM THE ABNORMALLY TALL HOLY WOMAN’S SKELETON!

C U R S E D,

yOU ATE THE CURSED EYEBALL?

NO

MOTHER FUCK—

Alive,

The kids are right, Alix kinda sus…

The more I look into the future of Miss Valkyrie, the more concerned I get.