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3/6 of the bikini switches

Joined June 2026
Do you think Maggie Thatcher would have been such a bitch had she been a lesbian
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I wish I was one of ambessas spoilt twinks
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I've shit in so many grade 2 listed buildings. I might start tracking them
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Abusive ex got nickelback tickets as well. I hope he fucking dies. Brother never again was written about you
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Haven't had a brew today, thinking about that rn
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I won the nickelback war... it cost me everything under the sun
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Jules looks like such a nerd as an 8 year old. That glow up was non optional
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Jules has a breakdown coming, I can feel it in my boobs
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I love my new work mug
I got a super cool mug today for my yorkshire brew, I will show it tomorrow
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I got a super cool mug today for my yorkshire brew, I will show it tomorrow
Everybody's getting a Yorkshire brew
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I keep spamming this one picture of Taylor schilling under Emily armstong pictures because they look so alike it's making me laugh
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Then she says she wants to take a moment to talk about your case because it's so close to her heart because you and her knew each other and although you weren't close she still saw you as a friend
my worst fear is something bad happening to me and my biggest opp who is a ‘true crime content creator’ makes a video about it where she censors her words in order to make profit from my death/suffering
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Sorry pookie I really wanna see the cars do cool things first
gonna have to face my biggest fear and get a train but i wanna see unshatter again so it will be worth it
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Everybody's getting a Yorkshire brew
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Pov: I asked a vegan to not compare being raped to animal breeding She blocked me before I could ever respond. How mature.
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Friends that leave bum marks together stay together
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Dora the explorer just clocked me omg
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The minute I get overstimulated i need to strip off. I feel so much better when I'm naked
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