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San Antonio, TX
Joined October 2010
TimboSlice retweeted
I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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niggas really voted for a fucking retard
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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pusha t & malice went dudley boyz on monica's "so gone"
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TimboSlice retweeted
Someone tell Louis Riddick he doesn’t have to talk the ENTIRE time
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I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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TimboSlice retweeted
Lol at Snoop Crip walking......This was a time when superstars weren't too cool to give it up. Jay-Z had 'em jumping....
When Snoop Dogg, Nelly, OutKast and more took over Jay Z's stage at the 2001 BET Awards
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remain flabbergasted the Ravens just decided to let Isaiah Likely walk away so they could re-sign Mark Andrews again
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TimboSlice retweeted
One, two, three, four, ✋ (📸 @fleetwood_mads)
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Air fryer uncrustables! @Brendan_Tobin @BigMouthLeroy @justjfig I’ve seen people toss them into cinnamon sugar for a lil extra razzle dazzle. It’ll change your life 😂
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TimboSlice retweeted
It’s over for you hoes @NBA
MIAMI GIANNIS IS HERE. 🔥🔥🔥
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TimboSlice retweeted
Jesus. Help. Meeeeeeeee…
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TimboSlice retweeted
Brendan Tobin warned Giannis about the iguanas in Miami two months ago: Tobin: “It’s crazy down here in South Florida…as part of Florida you have to get these reptiles under control…that’s in my backyard, they go everywhere…they will takeover your yard Giannis” Giannis: “Are you being serious?” Tobin: “you have to get used to crazy animals down here”
GIANNIS FOUND A IGUANA IN HIS HOME😭 This was something Giannis was warned about when coming to Miami.
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TimboSlice retweeted
The amount of AI slop videos I’ve seen of people recreating the migos is insane man Brain activity is dropping to record lows
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Callina Liang as Chun-Li behind-the-scenes of ‘STREET FIGHTER’
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Preparing them to leave college to fight the communists and be stuck at sea for nearly a year without port call, perishable food, or working toilets and eventually grow so despondent they try to jump overboard. How could they say no?
.@SECWAR "This is our first stop on what we are calling the SEND ME TOUR. If you know your Book of Isaiah, Chapter 6, Verse 8, the Lord said, 'Whom shall I send?' Isaiah says, 'Lord, I AM HERE. SEND ME...' For 250 years of this country, there have been men and women who RAISED THEIR RIGHT HAND and said, 'SEND ME.' SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE REDCOATS. SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE COMMUNISTS. SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE ISLAMISTS. AND YOU ARE SAYING, SEND ME TO GO FIGHT WHATEVER THREATS THREATEN OUR NATION.'"
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TimboSlice retweeted
I still think about this tweet very often
“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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The politicians can eat shit. Americans are our allies
Just two guys tossing a football back and forth across the US and Canadian border.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​🏈🇨🇦🇺🇸
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WOW had no idea Chris Simms had it in him like this 🔥….no lies detected
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TimboSlice retweeted
"kevin jennings has such a calm response after throwing an interception" yeah i would hope so he does that shit all the time
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